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Healthy Eating Into Your 80's

Pommette

Trying - very!
S: 105kg C: 77.1kg G: 74.4kg BMI: 27 Loss: 27.9kg(26.57%)
#1
Ladies & Gents

I received this as an email today from a friend who knows I'm losing weight. I hope you all have a good enough sense of humour to enjoy it with falling off plan.

Hope you enjoy and that it raises a smile!
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The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said,
'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'

The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.
'What are the green fees?' grumbled the old man.
'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic desserts, free flowing beverages.
'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. 'This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?' he asked.
That's the best part,' St. Peter replied, 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick.
This is Heaven!'

The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'
'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or....'
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'

The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your f....ing Bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'
 
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furrysmudge

Gold Member
S: 19st11.5lb C: 19st0lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 38.2 Loss: 0st11.5lb(4.14%)
#3
Very good! x
 

krupskaya

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S: 12st12lb C: 11st4lb G: 9st11lb BMI: 28.4 Loss: 1st8lb(12.22%)
#4
Lol!
 

fillymum

synful soul
S: 107kg C: 85kg G: 79kg BMI: 33.2 Loss: 22kg(20.56%)
#5
Love it !!! Thanks.
 

custardlipstick

Addicted to Cheese
S: 15st4lb C: 13st3.5lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 29.1 Loss: 2st0.5lb(13.32%)
#8
Brilliant! Will be sharing with OH when I get home :D
 

Pommette

Trying - very!
S: 105kg C: 77.1kg G: 74.4kg BMI: 27 Loss: 27.9kg(26.57%)
#10
Glad that I made you all laugh!

Hope you all had a good day
 

small steps

Full Member
S: 14st5lb C: 12st4lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 30.5 Loss: 2st1lb(14.43%)
#11
I am going to send this joke to all my friends. Those on the treadmill of constant dieting will enjoy this. Although I would rather be eating Bran Flakes with my chubby boyfriend, than be at the Pearly Gates too soon!
 

RasberryRed

Full Member
S: 12st1lb C: 11st9lb G: 8st13lb BMI: 31.8 Loss: 0st6lb(3.55%)
#12
Lol. Ok the story was funny, but I loved loved "hoping"'s little picture "I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk" that had me LOL!
 

frankied

Silver Member
S: 18st0.5lb C: 10st13lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 26.3 Loss: 7st1.5lb(39.41%)
#13
LOL :8855:
 

louise1979

Full Member
S: 13st12lb C: 13st1lb G: 9st1lb Loss: 0st11lb(5.67%)
#14
brill .........just come in from work urggggggggghhhhhhhhhh but that made me laugh
 

Shrimpy

Gold Member
S: 13st6lb C: 8st12lb G: 8st11lb BMI: 24.2 Loss: 4st8lb(34.04%)
#15
:8855:Fab!
 

Maximus

Gold Member
S: 17st7lb C: 10st10lb G: 10st5lb BMI: 24.2 Loss: 6st11lb(38.78%)
#16
lol - I told you it was a winner and deserved a wider audience:p
 

gl12282

Plodding on.......
S: 17st9lb C: 14st6lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 34.7 Loss: 3st3lb(18.22%)
#18
Ha ha ha :D

Gail x

Sent from my iPhone
 

Jalexiia

Full Member
S: 15st0lb C: 13st4lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 30 Loss: 1st10lb(11.43%)
#19
:D:rotflmao::D
Great stuff, and I know my hubby will find it most amusing and very apt too :)
 


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