Hewbrew Cave Paintings

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  1. KD

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    Not my sort of joke really, but it did make me titter;)

    Writting across the wall of the cave.

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    It was considered a unique find and the writings were carbon dated at approx three thousand years old!

    The stone on which the symbols appeared was removed, brought to a museum, where archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They heldnumerous meetings and after months of deliberations determined the meaning of the markings.

    The President of the society pointed to the first symboland said:
    "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were astute enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they utilised tools."

    Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that in times of famine, they sought food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrew.

    The audience applauded enthusiastically.

    Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......
    It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The @ss On That Chick'

     
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    The link isnt working KD!
     
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    Interesting:confused: I didn't send a link. Just the story:confused:

    Will go and check back that there's not a code in there somewhere. Hang on
     
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    Nope. I'm assuming you can't see the picture? Can on my comp:D

    Anyway....changed the piccie location to see if that helps
     
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    Can see the pics now! Very funny!
     
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    Very good :D
     
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