how to make women happy (funny)

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  1. madhousemum

    madhousemum Silver Member

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    How to Make a Woman Happy



    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
    A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate
    45. (it helps to be rich)


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. Oh, did we mention, be very rich?
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls


    AND AT THE SAME TIME,
    A MAN MUST ALSO:


    51. give her lots of attention, but expect
    little for himself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time
    for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never

    worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food

     
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    very true i liked this so had to share with you all xxxx
     
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    Lol, love it and so true!!!

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