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Joke time

MsJMC

Strong women stay slim
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Murphy calls 2 c his mate paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy sez, "Me feet r freezing mate, cud u nip upstairs and get my slippers " ?
"No bother " he says and runs upstairs .
There r paddys two stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed . " Hello girls, ur Dad sent me up here 2 **** ye both. "
" **** off ya liar " they said . I'll prove it " says Murphy.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them Pat?"
"of course, whats the use of ****ing one .
 
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