Just a little giggle - sorry to the men hear! ;o)

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  1. Blonde Logic

    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    I received this in my mail this morning and it made me giggle! So thought I would share it and make you all giggle!!! Certainly no offense the men here - tis just a bit of fun! :)




    Why's of Men
    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?


    (because they are plugged into a genius)

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

    (they don't stop to ask directions)

    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
    (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)



    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

    (don't know.....it never happened)

    ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

    And the personal favorite:

    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

    One for the ladies
    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
    "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
    He yelled back, "University of East Anglia."
    And they say blondes are dumb...
    -----------------------------------------------
    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
    "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
    The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he ? stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
    "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
    -----------------------------------------------
    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumour
    -----------------------------------------------------------Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
    AMEN
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -
    Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practicing to be men.
    -----------------------------------------------
    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
     
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    (but I can hear a truck-load of blonde jokes a' comin'!)
     
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    Brilliant jokes! Be prepared for a load of women jokes from Allan G though lol! :D:D
     
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    OMG - That was funny!!!! Thanks for posting and giving me a giggle!lol:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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    Loved it... so copied it and sent it in an email to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you made my day
     
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    Happy to help ladies!! :D I figured there would be more then a few chuckles amongst us!!! ;)

    And as for Allan G....bring it on!! We can take itEven while we are typing, cooking and cleaning. Because we can multi task! hehehehhe :D

    Having a great day! Hope everyone else is too!!!

    X
     
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    Brilliant BL ----- and the best of it is if they do seek revenge with blonde jokes I can live with that cos I'm a brunette :D
     
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    I'm a blonde....duh...lol....and I am the first to tell Blonde jokes - I absolutely love them!! :D
     
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    I'm useless at any jokes - really bad --- forget the ending or just wish I had as when I say them they're not funny any more.
     
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