KDs lesson in how not to boil an egg

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  1. KD

    KD Gone fishing

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    Place eggs in saucepan and cover with cold water.

    Put on hob and set gas to 'full'

    Browse web, do dusting, supervise bunch of Germans and make them coffee :)

    Listen for huge bang, then lie on floor for 20 mins.

    Notice if heart is beating.
    If Yes....then huge bang wasn't you getting shot Go to A)
    If No....Get someone to go to B)

    A) Go into kitchen and wipe egg and shell off walls and ceilings.

    B) Sorry No B, you've been shot, no eggs for you :( Better luck next time :D
     
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  3. KD

    KD Gone fishing

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    have now put on 2 more eggs. Wish me luck :D
     
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    you know you asked if we ever LOL'd when we type lol? well

    LOL!!!
     
  5. Taronga Leela

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    PMSL!!! hahaha I always wondered what would happen if you left an egg boiling!

    Glad you've escaped unhurt ;)

    Hehehe thats so made me chuckle :eek:
     
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    PMSL! Hope they are worth all the aggro !
     
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    No sign of KD.....


    Did 'B' happen?????? :D
     
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    Much better in Microwave...........................

    Place entire egg in microwave, cook on full power.

    Hang clothes on line, trim hedge.

    Grab fire extinguisher.......... dial 999.

    The following day.. flick through Argos Catalogue microwave section!
     
  10. Carolanski

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    :rotflmao:

    Love it! Who have thought it could be so difficult (and dangerous) to boil an egg!

    Carol x
     
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    :D No, sorry. Just popped off to make a fried egg. Much better :D

    Would you recommend this method? Just thinking that there would certainly be benefits. Egg cooked until done (and probably automatically shelled), and a new microwave. Sounds good :)
     
  12. Daisybank

    Daisybank Hmmmmmm!

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    lol - so funny hun but maybe not for you! Look forward to your next cookery tip!!
     
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    Oh good. I was thinking of starting a thread of them when I have a chance. I have many 'useful' tips for day to day living that I'm happy to pass on ;)
     
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    Daisybank Hmmmmmm!

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    looking forward to it hun!!!
     
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    i have not laughed so much in ages..:D

    LOL
     
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    She put a METAL cup in the microwave? WHAT THE ARSE?!
     
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