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KDs lesson in how not to boil an egg

KD

Gone fishing
#1
Place eggs in saucepan and cover with cold water.

Put on hob and set gas to 'full'

Browse web, do dusting, supervise bunch of Germans and make them coffee :)

Listen for huge bang, then lie on floor for 20 mins.

Notice if heart is beating.
If Yes....then huge bang wasn't you getting shot Go to A)
If No....Get someone to go to B)

A) Go into kitchen and wipe egg and shell off walls and ceilings.

B) Sorry No B, you've been shot, no eggs for you :( Better luck next time :D
 
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KD

Gone fishing
#2
have now put on 2 more eggs. Wish me luck :D
 
#3
you know you asked if we ever LOL'd when we type lol? well

LOL!!!
 

Sarette

Gold Member
S: 18st9lb C: 13st12lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 33.3 Loss: 4st11lb(25.67%)
#6
PMSL! Hope they are worth all the aggro !
 
#8
Much better in Microwave...........................

Place entire egg in microwave, cook on full power.

Hang clothes on line, trim hedge.

Grab fire extinguisher.......... dial 999.

The following day.. flick through Argos Catalogue microwave section!
 

Carolanski

Back to it!
S: 14st4lb C: 11st0lb G: 9st10lb BMI: 25.6 Loss: 3st4lb(23%)
#9
:rotflmao:

Love it! Who have thought it could be so difficult (and dangerous) to boil an egg!

Carol x
 

KD

Gone fishing
#10
No sign of KD.....


Did 'B' happen?????? :D
:D No, sorry. Just popped off to make a fried egg. Much better :D

Much better in Microwave...........................

Place entire egg in microwave, cook on full power.

Hang clothes on line, trim hedge.

Grab fire extinguisher.......... dial 999.

The following day.. flick through Argos Catalogue microwave section!
Would you recommend this method? Just thinking that there would certainly be benefits. Egg cooked until done (and probably automatically shelled), and a new microwave. Sounds good :)
 
#11
Place eggs in saucepan and cover with cold water.

Put on hob and set gas to 'full'

Browse web, do dusting, supervise bunch of Germans and make them coffee :)

Listen for huge bang, then lie on floor for 20 mins.

Notice if heart is beating.
If Yes....then huge bang wasn't you getting shot Go to A)
If No....Get someone to go to B)

A) Go into kitchen and wipe egg and shell off walls and ceilings.

B) Sorry No B, you've been shot, no eggs for you :( Better luck next time :D
lol - so funny hun but maybe not for you! Look forward to your next cookery tip!!
 

KD

Gone fishing
#12
lol - so funny hun but maybe not for you! Look forward to your next cookery tip!!
Oh good. I was thinking of starting a thread of them when I have a chance. I have many 'useful' tips for day to day living that I'm happy to pass on ;)
 

totty

Personal Trainer
S: 14st0lb C: 10st13lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 24 Loss: 3st1lb(21.94%)
#14
i have not laughed so much in ages..:D

LOL
 
#15
She put a METAL cup in the microwave? WHAT THE ARSE?!
 


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