Ladies - have a giggle!

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  1. k-nine

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    Just sent to me by my hubbie:-

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    Oh no, why has it done that?? Shall I try again. It is good.
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    No, I can't change it - sorry folks. Obviously my IT skills are sadly lacking.
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