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made laugh!!!!!

sammyd

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S: 18st11lb C: 18st11lb G: 14st10lb BMI: 37.7 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#1
made me smile,
so i thought id share it with you all!..... those of you that know about the orlistat diet will appreciate this most!
almost a week ive been on this now "first weigh in tomorrow".. and ive never before noticed just how much my family pack away..omg and today is like no other non stop sweets and bleedin junk! why am i the only one thats fat.. uuuuurgh
well there now in the kitchen making home made pizza, "thats sooo unfair"
anyway ive just over herd my youngest say, better save some of this for daddy, and the wife said back................
....... you finish it off, old JACK SPRAT in there cant eat it!
had to smile to myself..and if you remember the poem about jack sprat its sooo bloody perfect!
uuuuurgh..so glad i got that off my chest!!!
sam..........x
 
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MrMc

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S: 20st4lb C: 18st12lb G: 15st0lb BMI: 33 Loss: 1st6lb(7.04%)
#2
Very good! i like it.
 

Katesands8

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S: 19st0.5lb C: 18st7.5lb G: 11st12lb BMI: 47.5 Loss: 0st7lb(2.63%)
#3
I've just sat and watched himslf eating a big box of jelly babies, 3 apples, a punnet of cherries, 4 stroopwaffles and he's now on his 3rd packet of crisps!!! I've had a bottle of water lol.
 
S: 13st5lb C: 11st0lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 22.1 Loss: 2st5lb(17.65%)
#4
I watched my OH and our lodger pack away a HUGE pile of pancakes with maple syrup, while I tried to drink my shake as slowly as possible, to make it last.

Oh well - it felt good to be in control :) (*straining to think positively*)

How does the poem go again?

"Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean"....and then?

xxxSL
 

sammyd

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S: 18st11lb C: 18st11lb G: 14st10lb BMI: 37.7 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#5
I've just sat and watched himslf eating a big box of jelly babies, 3 apples, a punnet of cherries, 4 stroopwaffles and he's now on his 3rd packet of crisps!!! I've had a bottle of water lol.
breaks your bloody heart kate dont it!
have to say on any other day i would have broke!.. so happy i never though.. ill be happy to slip in to some kinda routine, one that dont involve me beating my self up watching them troff!!!
"what the hells stroopwaffles anyway"..lol
think if you said poop with sugar on they would still sound good though.....:)
s.......x
 

Katesands8

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S: 19st0.5lb C: 18st7.5lb G: 11st12lb BMI: 47.5 Loss: 0st7lb(2.63%)
#7
They're a Dutch soft waffle biscuit/cookie and as Snakes said they're sandwiched together with a soft caramel. The Dutch warm them by putting them on the top of their coffee cups! But you can do the same with 10 secs in the micro lol. Do NOT even think about trying one Sammy lol I'm known as a wimp because I can't finish even one lol
I could hit him sometimes Sammy, and Number 2 is known as "The Bottomless Stomach!" He's almost 17 and ALWAYS hungry!
They're always walking past me with food, it's heartbreaking lol.
Number 1 only eats either when you tell him or he remembers lol
 
S: 13st5lb C: 11st0lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 22.1 Loss: 2st5lb(17.65%)
#8
Haha, family! My OH is one of those eternally skinny guys with mega-metabolisms who just can't understand that unhealthy food makes some people fat, sometimes he will eat an entire box of doughnuts on his own AND STILL HE REMAINS A SKINNY WAIF!
 
S: 22st3lb C: 21st8lb G: 14st7lb BMI: 44.6 Loss: 0st9lb(2.89%)
#9
...How does the poem go again?

"Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean"....and then?

xxxSL
And so between them both you see,
They licked the platter clean;)

Or words to that effect:p
 

Katesands8

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S: 19st0.5lb C: 18st7.5lb G: 11st12lb BMI: 47.5 Loss: 0st7lb(2.63%)
#10
Same here Snakes, I used to buy a box of 12 Krispy Kremes for the odd treat.
12 in a box is 3 each, until himself comes along and has 6 in 10 minutes!!!
Now if I get them I tell the boys ~ choose them and take them before your father sees them!
Makes you laugh though when he comes in and says "Who ate all the doughnuts?"
You did we shout back lol
 

sammyd

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S: 18st11lb C: 18st11lb G: 14st10lb BMI: 37.7 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#11
I watched my OH and our lodger pack away a HUGE pile of pancakes with maple syrup, while I tried to drink my shake as slowly as possible, to make it last.

Oh well - it felt good to be in control :) (*straining to think positively*)

How does the poem go again?

"Jack Spratt could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean"....and then?
lol..


xxxSL
helllloooo there!!
and so between them both you see they licked there platter clean!!
urggggggggh... god im old :confused:
 


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