wannabeskinny
Silver Member
thought i would share some wisdom! ..."No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for priminister."
"im not fat im under tall" (Garfield the cat)
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork!
You gotta eat right for the fat to take flight
"Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks!"
"According to the book, it takes 3500 fewer calories to lose a pound of fat, but I don't think my fat can read"
Give up that fat - watch your belly go flat.
"It's better to laugh or to giggle, than to eat more and jiggle!"
If you put it in your mouth it will just go south
i was i need of inspiration and some of these made me giggle
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