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O/T A joke for you ...

Discussion in 'Lipotrim Maintenance' started by JanD, 6 August 2009 Social URL.

  1. JanD

    JanD maintaining since June'09

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    .... one of those you'll either love or hate ...

    What did the zero say to the eight??

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    Nice belt! :D:D:D

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    Soooorrrrrreeeeeeeee :rolleyes:
     
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    kered Gold Member

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    Im crap with jokes - I dont get that. Can someone explain please?........lol.
     
  4. JustForMe

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    an 8 looks like a 0 with a belt round the middle.

    Jan that joke was bad! but it still made me smile:D
     
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    summergurl ‚ô•3 Years Maintaining‚ô•

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  6. kered

    kered Gold Member

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    Thank you justforme.

    Jan - no comment lol.
     
  7. Scotsmist

    Scotsmist Life is not a Rehersal!

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    Mary I was with you..hahaha......must be the Scots in us :) Glad you asked rather than me though...

    But Jan, brought a smile on my face, when it was explained...haahhah
     
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    gawd tat waz bad hehehe
     
  9. JanD

    JanD maintaining since June'09

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    Hee Hee .... I'm a lover of very silly jokes I'm afraid ..... you know like ...

    What's brown & sticky
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    A stick.

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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot ...

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    A carrot ....

    Okay - I'll go away now ........ ;) xx
     
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    Tommy Cooper joke

    2 elephants fell off a cliff - boom boom.
     
  11. JanD

    JanD maintaining since June'09

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    **slight snigger** ;) x
     
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    I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years........

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    :8855::8855:Love 'em :D xx
     
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    What sort of cheese would you use to hide a horse?-----------------------------------------
    -------------- Mascarpone
     
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    You cannot fail to smile at this one :eek:

    Two men are sat in a bar and both have black eyes.
    One says to the other "what happened to you?"
    The man replies, it was a fraudulent slip, there was this girl with big boobs at the train ticket booth and I should have said one ticket to Ipswich and I actually said 'one ticket to Tit switch, then she hit me.

    Same here really replied the first man. I was sat at the breakfast table with my wife and should have said "pass me the marmalade darling" and what I actually said was "I hate you, you *****, you have ruined my life" :eek:
     
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    Love 'em!!
     
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    LOL love it
     
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