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O/T A joke for you ...

JanD

maintaining since June'09
#1
#3
an 8 looks like a 0 with a belt round the middle.

Jan that joke was bad! but it still made me smile:D
 

summergurl

♥3 Years Maintaining♥
#4
:giggle:
 

Scotsmist

Life is not a Rehersal!
#6
Mary I was with you..hahaha......must be the Scots in us :) Glad you asked rather than me though...

But Jan, brought a smile on my face, when it was explained...haahhah
 

JanD

maintaining since June'09
#8
Hee Hee .... I'm a lover of very silly jokes I'm afraid ..... you know like ...

What's brown & sticky
>
>
A stick.

And ....

What's orange and sounds like a parrot ...

>
>

A carrot ....

Okay - I'll go away now ........ ;) xx
 

JanD

maintaining since June'09
#10
**slight snigger** ;) x
 
#11
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years........

A man goes into the doctors. The doctor says, 'Go over to the window and stick your tongue out.'
Man says, Why? The doctor says, 'I don't like my neighbours'

I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.' .....................................................
 

JanD

maintaining since June'09
#12
:8855::8855:Love 'em :D xx
 
#13
What sort of cheese would you use to hide a horse?-----------------------------------------
-------------- Mascarpone
 
#14
You cannot fail to smile at this one :eek:

Two men are sat in a bar and both have black eyes.
One says to the other "what happened to you?"
The man replies, it was a fraudulent slip, there was this girl with big boobs at the train ticket booth and I should have said one ticket to Ipswich and I actually said 'one ticket to Tit switch, then she hit me.

Same here really replied the first man. I was sat at the breakfast table with my wife and should have said "pass me the marmalade darling" and what I actually said was "I hate you, you *****, you have ruined my life" :eek:
 

JanD

maintaining since June'09
#15
Love 'em!!
 


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