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O/T hen night ditty thanks everyone

rainbow

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#1
hello all (dont know why my fonts funny) anyway, as some of you know Im on a hen weekend this weekend in newcastle and i'm doing a bounty bag for the hen. Am putting things in it like 'how to be a good wife' book, hangover cures, dare cards, sashs etc, and want a little rhyme to go with them, was thinking along these lines

for the L-plates, 'pop these around your neck, you'll look silly but what the heck!'

stud binoculars ' long and hard you should look to find a stud you'd like to ****'

so can anyone help me for

- sash
- how to be a good wife guide
- bottle of champagne
- photo album
- photo frame
- ann summers popping candy
- shot glass on a string
- magic wand that says good girl/bad girl

xxx
 
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rainbow

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#2
thers also an eye mask thing so she can sleep in with a hangover
- a badge that says no 1 hen
- a badge that says 'ive found mr right but you'll do for tonight'
-a bunny girl kit
xxx
 

Ninja

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#4
I'm sorry but I'm hopeless at stuff like this.
 
#5
How to be a good wife: A hot and sexy woman, you'll be a good wife, by giving your hubby, s*x on demand for life.


Bottle of champagne: Makes you dance and drop your pants.

Like I said tho, I'm rubbish at things like this.
 

Ninja

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#8
How to be a good wife: A hot and sexy woman, you'll be a good wife, by giving your hubby, s*x on demand for life.


Bottle of champagne: Makes you dance and drop your pants.

Like I said tho, I'm rubbish at things like this.
Ha ha ha!! I like the Champagne one...lol :D
 

rainbow

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S: 20st4.5lb C: 17st13lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 41.8 Loss: 2st5.5lb(11.78%)
#10
thanks gals, right I'll be typing them up in a sec, still open to offers for the others x
 

bettylollypop

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#11
Hi rainbow, sorry i'm no good at things like this, but i'll have a think and see if i come up with anything x
 

rainbow

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#12
yer please do betty x
 

niknaks

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#14
Anne Summers popping candy

After one or two many brandys
look into the bag for the popping candy
find a bloke and lick a part of his body
stick this on him and make him jolly!
 

Emz118

Desperate to be slim!
#16
Here you go... a few suggestions... some are OK, some are pants!!! lol
The thing is, once I started I had to carry on til I finished them all!



Emma xXx



WAND
Bad or good, you decide,
Just keep this wand right by your side.
Or…
Wave your wand and make a wish
Wave it hard with a woosh and a swish.
ALBUM
A special book to keep forever,
Full of memories you’ll treasure.
FRAME
Smile and say cheese,
But watch out for that sleaze!
BOOK
Read this book and you will find,
You’ll be a fabulous wife, you won’t fall behind.
SHOT GLASS
Keep this glass close to your chest,
We’ll fill it with what you like best!
POPPING CANDY
A mouthful of candy that goes pop,
Keep on eating all night while you bop!
SASH
Put this on and you will see…
You’ll get lots of drinks for free!
YOU’LL DO BADGE
Wear this badge upon your chest
We know it’s all meant just in jest!
NO 1 BADGE
We all think you’re number one,
Now we’re gonna have loads of fun!
EYE MASK
This is for your poor poor head,
Tomorrow you can stay in bed!
BUNNY GIRL
Wear this now and give a man a wink,
He will then buy you a drink!
 

rainbow

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S: 20st4.5lb C: 17st13lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 41.8 Loss: 2st5.5lb(11.78%)
#17
have also got some knickers and dare scratch cards lol xxx
 

rainbow

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S: 20st4.5lb C: 17st13lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 41.8 Loss: 2st5.5lb(11.78%)
#18
wow, thanks ever so much!! little bit cross with ya though, cos they're much better than some of the ones i came up with, need to go change some now lol!!!
xx
 
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#20
May be able to help with the good wife guide, i did have a really good one, will try and find it and post it, will have to be tomorrow tho
 


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