O/T hen night ditty thanks everyone

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  1. rainbow

    rainbow Gold Member

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    hello all (dont know why my fonts funny) anyway, as some of you know Im on a hen weekend this weekend in newcastle and i'm doing a bounty bag for the hen. Am putting things in it like 'how to be a good wife' book, hangover cures, dare cards, sashs etc, and want a little rhyme to go with them, was thinking along these lines

    for the L-plates, 'pop these around your neck, you'll look silly but what the heck!'

    stud binoculars ' long and hard you should look to find a stud you'd like to ****'

    so can anyone help me for

    - sash
    - how to be a good wife guide
    - bottle of champagne
    - photo album
    - photo frame
    - ann summers popping candy
    - shot glass on a string
    - magic wand that says good girl/bad girl

    xxx
     
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  3. rainbow

    rainbow Gold Member

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    thers also an eye mask thing so she can sleep in with a hangover
    - a badge that says no 1 hen
    - a badge that says 'ive found mr right but you'll do for tonight'
    -a bunny girl kit
    xxx
     
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    Would love to help but not too great with ditty's. Hope you get some though.
     
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    I'm sorry but I'm hopeless at stuff like this.
     
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    How to be a good wife: A hot and sexy woman, you'll be a good wife, by giving your hubby, s*x on demand for life.


    Bottle of champagne: Makes you dance and drop your pants.

    Like I said tho, I'm rubbish at things like this.
     
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    SASH---- put on your sash to have a great hen night bash
     
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    ann summers popping candy......
    when you pop the candy
    you will feel randy
    so while you are bopping
    keep it popping
    not much good at this I'm afraid lol xxx
     
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    Ha ha ha!! I like the Champagne one...lol :D
     
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    last silly one shot glass on a string.....
    keep this glass tied to the the string
    to make damn sure you don't have a fling
    keep the glass topped up with shots
    and the men will give you the hot hot hots
    !!!!!!!!
    :love047:
     
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    thanks gals, right I'll be typing them up in a sec, still open to offers for the others x
     
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    Hi rainbow, sorry i'm no good at things like this, but i'll have a think and see if i come up with anything x
     
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    yer please do betty x
     
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    SASH
    ooo look at this you have a sash, you best put this on or you'll be forced to flash!! :D
     
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    Anne Summers popping candy

    After one or two many brandys
    look into the bag for the popping candy
    find a bloke and lick a part of his body
    stick this on him and make him jolly!
     
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    Photo frame

    Now now look at this!
    A photo frame in your bag of tricks!
    Blink too much and you will miss..
    just what will appear on your drunken pics!
     
  17. Emz118

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    Here you go... a few suggestions... some are OK, some are pants!!! lol
    The thing is, once I started I had to carry on til I finished them all!



    Emma xXx



    WAND
    Bad or good, you decide,
    Just keep this wand right by your side.
    Or…
    Wave your wand and make a wish
    Wave it hard with a woosh and a swish.
    ALBUM
    A special book to keep forever,
    Full of memories you’ll treasure.
    FRAME
    Smile and say cheese,
    But watch out for that sleaze!
    BOOK
    Read this book and you will find,
    You’ll be a fabulous wife, you won’t fall behind.
    SHOT GLASS
    Keep this glass close to your chest,
    We’ll fill it with what you like best!
    POPPING CANDY
    A mouthful of candy that goes pop,
    Keep on eating all night while you bop!
    SASH
    Put this on and you will see…
    You’ll get lots of drinks for free!
    YOU’LL DO BADGE
    Wear this badge upon your chest
    We know it’s all meant just in jest!
    NO 1 BADGE
    We all think you’re number one,
    Now we’re gonna have loads of fun!
    EYE MASK
    This is for your poor poor head,
    Tomorrow you can stay in bed!
    BUNNY GIRL
    Wear this now and give a man a wink,
    He will then buy you a drink!
     
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    have also got some knickers and dare scratch cards lol xxx
     
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    wow, thanks ever so much!! little bit cross with ya though, cos they're much better than some of the ones i came up with, need to go change some now lol!!!
    xx
     
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    You're welcome hun... thanks for the rep. :)

    Hope the hen likes her goody bag. xXx
     
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    May be able to help with the good wife guide, i did have a really good one, will try and find it and post it, will have to be tomorrow tho
     
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