O/T Hen night help needed - dirty (ish)

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  1. rainbow

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    For my mates hen do we're going to Newcastle and are going to wear tacky t-shirts with our names on...... so far we've got

    Jump me Julie
    Randy Mandy
    Lucious Lisa
    Flirty Fi
    Juicey Gemma
    Naughty Nat
    Av-a-go-Ange
    Louise the Tease

    We still need ones for -

    Claire (shes the hen)
    Nikki
    Laura
    Me (the only one we've come up with is
    Give us a lick Vic
    Does the trick Vic) and they're rubbish!

    We want them to be dirty/slutty (ish) but not too much so!

    So anyone got any ideas? Also other suggestions for the names we've got will be greatly appreciated as we're sure thers room for improvement xxx
     
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  3. Annie68

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    Vivacious Vic
    Voluptuous Vic
    Get more o' Laura
    Nibbly Nikki
    Nubile Nikki
    Nypho Nikki
    Any spare for Clare

    I'm crap at this LOL
     
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    I'm too innocent to know any of these words!!

    Hehe - I'll have a think though x
     
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    I know who will be good at this................ EMSKI!!! x
     
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    no your not, keep em comin. my OH said what bout voluptuous vic, but i said i felt that was a nice way of saying 'fat vic!' x
     
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    Louise - innocent pwar! get thinking mrs! x
     
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    Cumin Claire
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    Laura Whore
    Lick my Vic

    Hahaha....
     
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    I went on hen do last month and had naughty names.

    Here are a few, hope they help...

    Cum swollowing Claire/ Cock Eating Claire

    Knickerless Nikki / Nympho Nikki

    Lubed Up Laura / Lick My Lips Laura

    Flick My Clit Vic

    Others also...

    G-Spot Gemma / Gang Bang Gemma
    Anal Ange / 'And job Ange
    Masturbating Mandy

    If you need anymore just let me know, we thought of loads...lol! Hope not too crude!

    Lea
     
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    LOL, not so. I got this from the online dictionary

    vo·lup·tu·ous (v[​IMG]-l[​IMG]p[​IMG]ch[​IMG]-[​IMG]s)adj.1. Giving, characterized by, or suggesting ample, unrestrained pleasure to the senses: voluptuous sculptural forms; a voluptuous ripe fruit; a full, voluptuous figure.
    2. a. Devoted to or indulging in sensual pleasures.
    b. Directed toward or anticipating sensual pleasure: voluptuous thoughts.
    c. Arising from or contributing to the satisfaction of sensuous or sensual desires. See Synonyms at sensuous.
     
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    Lea!! Go and wash your mouth out girl.

    How about Vixen Vic?
     
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    SpaceAngel I ate my willpower!

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    Nipple Nikki
    Love me long time Laura/loose lips laura
    Virgin Not Vic

    Hope you have a good time!
     
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    Hey!!! what you trying to say????
     
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    much nice than my initial thoughts!

    well lea, erm thanks - hehe. th girl i was doing them with was coming up with some along the lines of the ones you've suggested, but as i pointed out if we were to wear the t-shirts in the train station or before we go out kinda thing some people would not appreciate seeing some of the slogans! but thanks, keep em coming gals, wanna have plenty to choose from xx
     
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    Vicci Vibrator
    Cunnilingus Claire
    Knocking Shop Nikki / Nestlecock
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    Viagrasaurus vic
    Vagitarian vic
    Vaginamite Vic
    Vadgeburn Vic
    Nifkin Nikki
    Nympho Nikki
    Licken-ze-Dicken Laura
    Lickumpcious Laura
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    This is the funniest thread ever. I really have had a good laugh reading through it.

    Rainbow, you will have a great night in Newcastle. I live about 10 miles away and used to go every weekend. There is loads of hens and stags every weekend. Some clubs will let hen groups in for free if you ring them first and you even get free champers in some. Are you dressing the hen up in rediculous things?? When it wsa my hen do 2 years ago my friend bought a huge penis jelly mould and made a large one to stick up from my tiara. She even cut her sons hair to stick on the balls. Oh you have no idea how over the top she went. I certainly turned heads that night.
     
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    ooooh.. newcastle eh.. hope you're not going down bigg market..

    Looooving the names like..

    x x x
     
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    This is hilarious!!!!
    I cant think of any that would be printable on a T-shirt that wouldnt get you arrested anyway!!!
     
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    not so smutty......

    Claire (shes the hen)
    Claire the Dare
    Claire with Flair
    Dare the Claire to Bare

    Nikki
    Clikki Nikki
    Licky Nicky
    Picky Nikki
    Nikki Quicki

    Laura
    La La La Laura
    Lipsmacking Laura
    Laura the Explorer

    Pick Vic
    Quick Vic
    The Queen Vic
    Lick the Vic
     
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