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O/T Hen night help needed - dirty (ish)

#1
For my mates hen do we're going to Newcastle and are going to wear tacky t-shirts with our names on...... so far we've got

Jump me Julie
Randy Mandy
Lucious Lisa
Flirty Fi
Juicey Gemma
Naughty Nat
Av-a-go-Ange
Louise the Tease

We still need ones for -

Claire (shes the hen)
Nikki
Laura
Me (the only one we've come up with is
Give us a lick Vic
Does the trick Vic) and they're rubbish!

We want them to be dirty/slutty (ish) but not too much so!

So anyone got any ideas? Also other suggestions for the names we've got will be greatly appreciated as we're sure thers room for improvement xxx
 
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#2
Vivacious Vic
Voluptuous Vic
Get more o' Laura
Nibbly Nikki
Nubile Nikki
Nypho Nikki
Any spare for Clare

I'm crap at this LOL
 
#5
no your not, keep em comin. my OH said what bout voluptuous vic, but i said i felt that was a nice way of saying 'fat vic!' x
 
#6
Louise - innocent pwar! get thinking mrs! x
 
#8
I went on hen do last month and had naughty names.

Here are a few, hope they help...

Cum swollowing Claire/ Cock Eating Claire

Knickerless Nikki / Nympho Nikki

Lubed Up Laura / Lick My Lips Laura

Flick My Clit Vic

Others also...

G-Spot Gemma / Gang Bang Gemma
Anal Ange / 'And job Ange
Masturbating Mandy

If you need anymore just let me know, we thought of loads...lol! Hope not too crude!

Lea
 
#9
no your not, keep em comin. my OH said what bout voluptuous vic, but i said i felt that was a nice way of saying 'fat vic!' x
LOL, not so. I got this from the online dictionary

vo·lup·tu·ous (v
-l
p
ch
-
s)adj.1. Giving, characterized by, or suggesting ample, unrestrained pleasure to the senses: voluptuous sculptural forms; a voluptuous ripe fruit; a full, voluptuous figure.
2. a. Devoted to or indulging in sensual pleasures.
b. Directed toward or anticipating sensual pleasure: voluptuous thoughts.
c. Arising from or contributing to the satisfaction of sensuous or sensual desires. See Synonyms at sensuous.
 

SpaceAngel

I ate my willpower!
#11
Cock'e' Clare
Nipple Nikki
Love me long time Laura/loose lips laura
Virgin Not Vic

Hope you have a good time!
 
#13
LOL, not so. I got this from the online dictionary

vo·lup·tu·ous (v
-l
p
ch
-
s)adj.1. Giving, characterized by, or suggesting ample, unrestrained pleasure to the senses: voluptuous sculptural forms; a voluptuous ripe fruit; a full, voluptuous figure.
2. a. Devoted to or indulging in sensual pleasures.
b. Directed toward or anticipating sensual pleasure: voluptuous thoughts.
c. Arising from or contributing to the satisfaction of sensuous or sensual desires. See Synonyms at sensuous.
much nice than my initial thoughts!

well lea, erm thanks - hehe. th girl i was doing them with was coming up with some along the lines of the ones you've suggested, but as i pointed out if we were to wear the t-shirts in the train station or before we go out kinda thing some people would not appreciate seeing some of the slogans! but thanks, keep em coming gals, wanna have plenty to choose from xx
 

SpaceAngel

I ate my willpower!
#16
Viagrasaurus vic
Vagitarian vic
Vaginamite Vic
Vadgeburn Vic
Nifkin Nikki
Nympho Nikki
Licken-ze-Dicken Laura
Lickumpcious Laura
Love Juice Laura
Camel Toe Clare
Chesticles Clare
Clitnit Clare
Cockologist Clare
Cocktoepussy Clare
 
#17
This is the funniest thread ever. I really have had a good laugh reading through it.

Rainbow, you will have a great night in Newcastle. I live about 10 miles away and used to go every weekend. There is loads of hens and stags every weekend. Some clubs will let hen groups in for free if you ring them first and you even get free champers in some. Are you dressing the hen up in rediculous things?? When it wsa my hen do 2 years ago my friend bought a huge penis jelly mould and made a large one to stick up from my tiara. She even cut her sons hair to stick on the balls. Oh you have no idea how over the top she went. I certainly turned heads that night.
 
#19
This is hilarious!!!!
I cant think of any that would be printable on a T-shirt that wouldnt get you arrested anyway!!!
 
#20
not so smutty......

Claire (shes the hen)
Claire the Dare
Claire with Flair
Dare the Claire to Bare

Nikki
Clikki Nikki
Licky Nicky
Picky Nikki
Nikki Quicki

Laura
La La La Laura
Lipsmacking Laura
Laura the Explorer

Pick Vic
Quick Vic
The Queen Vic
Lick the Vic
 


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