O/T Joke - bit naughty

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  1. suepat10

    suepat10 I am one of the 63336

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    A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and,
    at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he
    would now need to enter a password. Something he could
    remember easily and would use each time he had to log on.
    The husband was a bit bored by the process and, feeling in
    a rather amorous mood, figured he would try for the shock
    effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the
    computer asked him to enter his password, he paused for
    effect, then letter by letter, with his wife watching over his
    shoulder, he keyed in ......
    P E N I S
    His wife fell off her chair with laughter when the computer
    replied :
    PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH !!!!
     
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  3. rosinakathleen

    rosinakathleen Big, busty and Blowsy!

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    Suepat, that joke sounds like it belongs in my weightloss diary!
    Have got a good one to post there in a mo. when i've caught up with all the other posts!
     
  4. loobylou

    loobylou Reached Target. woohoo

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    Love it. Lol. xxx
     
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    Bigchops Full Member

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    Brilliant :D

    Gail x
     
  6. kjs1628

    kjs1628 Surely....

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    tee hee!
     
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    havanna Member

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    :sign0144: That's really good :D

    fi
    xx
     
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    :giggle:love it
     
  9. Mrs V

    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    Ha ha!!! Love that one!
     
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    Petal01 Still Climbing That Hill!

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    Haha love it!!
     
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