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  1. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    One for the girls:

    A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.

    Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 1 8-year-old.'

    The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 42-year old arse?'

    'Your name never came up,' dear she replied

     
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  3. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    Priceless....love it, LOL..
     
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    rainbow Gold Member

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    lol x
     
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