O/T rules of life

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    Rule 1
    Life is not fair – get used to it!

    Rule 2
    The World wont care about your self-esteem. The World will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

    Rule 3
    You will not make £60,000. a year right out of high school. You wont be Vice-President with a car phone until you earn both.

    Rule 4
    If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.

    Rule 5
    Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different work for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

    Rule 6
    If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

    Rule 7
    Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents’ generation, try delousing your closet in your own room.

    Rule 8
    Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you chances as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This does not bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

    Rule 9
    Life is not divided into terms. You do not get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping your find yourself. Do that on your own time.

    Rule 10
    Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

    Rule 11
    Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

    If you agree, pass it on.

    If you can read this – Thank a teacher.
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