O/T The Hormone Guide

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  1. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    The Hormone Guide
    Women will understand this!
    Men should memorize it!

    Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


    DANGEROUS



    SAFER



    SAFEST



    ULTRA SAFE



    What's for dinner (Dangerous)

    Can I help you with dinner? (Safer)
    Where would you like to go for dinner (Safest)
    Here, have some wine. (Ultra Safe)

    Are you wearing that? (Dangerous)
    You sure look good in brown! (Safer)
    WOW! Look at you! (Safest)
    Here, have some wine (Ultra Safe)

    What are you so worked up about?(Dangerous)
    Could we be overreacting? (Safer)
    Here's my paycheck. (Safest)
    Here, have some wine. (Ultra Safe)


    Should you be eating that? (Dangerous)
    You know, there are a lot of apples left. (Safer)
    Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?(Safest)
    Here, have some wine.(Ultra Safe)

    What did you DO all day? (Dangerous)
    I hope you didn't over-do it today.(Safer)
    I've always loved you in that robe! (Safest)
    Here, have some wine. (Ultra Safe)


    13 Things PMS Stands For:


    1. Pass My Shotgun



    2. Psychotic Mood Shift



    3. Perpetual Munching Spree



    4. Puffy Mid-Section



    5. People Make me Sick



    6. Provide Me with Sweets



    7. Pardon My Sobbing



    8. Pimples May Surface



    9. Pass My Sweat pants



    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome



    11. Plainly; Men Suck



    12. Pack My Stuff



    and my favorite one :



    13. Potential Murder Suspect



    Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...
    and men who need a warning.
     
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  3. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    LOL.... so true.
     
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    frugal fifer Silver Member

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    very true - applies to parents of hormonal teenagers as well as men!
     
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    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

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    Hee hee!
     
  6. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    the layout of the first half is completely wrong. i will have a fiddle when i get a moment.
     
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    Mini Administrator Staff Member

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    LOL:8855:
     
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    kazpeza Silver Member

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    i think im due pissy mood syndrome lol
     
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