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O/T The Hormone Guide

tara40

Loves Norman Reedus
#1
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS



SAFER



SAFEST



ULTRA SAFE



What's for dinner (Dangerous)

Can I help you with dinner? (Safer)
Where would you like to go for dinner (Safest)
Here, have some wine. (Ultra Safe)

Are you wearing that? (Dangerous)
You sure look good in brown! (Safer)
WOW! Look at you! (Safest)
Here, have some wine (Ultra Safe)

What are you so worked up about?(Dangerous)
Could we be overreacting? (Safer)
Here's my paycheck. (Safest)
Here, have some wine. (Ultra Safe)


Should you be eating that? (Dangerous)
You know, there are a lot of apples left. (Safer)
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?(Safest)
Here, have some wine.(Ultra Safe)

What did you DO all day? (Dangerous)
I hope you didn't over-do it today.(Safer)
I've always loved you in that robe! (Safest)
Here, have some wine. (Ultra Safe)


13 Things PMS Stands For:


1. Pass My Shotgun



2. Psychotic Mood Shift



3. Perpetual Munching Spree



4. Puffy Mid-Section



5. People Make me Sick



6. Provide Me with Sweets



7. Pardon My Sobbing



8. Pimples May Surface



9. Pass My Sweat pants



10. Pissy Mood Syndrome



11. Plainly; Men Suck



12. Pack My Stuff



and my favorite one :



13. Potential Murder Suspect



Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...
and men who need a warning.
 
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#3
very true - applies to parents of hormonal teenagers as well as men!
 

Mini

Administrator
Staff member
#6
LOL:8855:
 


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