o/t The Pastors Ass

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The Pastor's Ass
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
Race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
The pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
Rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
The next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so
She sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
The donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.


The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is . . . Being concerned about public opinion
Can bring you much grief and misery . .
Even shorten your life.
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So be yourself and enjoy life.
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
And live longer!
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Have a nice day
 
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