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Ode to the diet

#1
I understand that yesterday was National Poets Day so I thought that maybe I'd have a go too.....I know that my efforts are pathetic compared to the others but, hey, it's from the heart!

Well, here I am, still dieting at week 6
To be perfectly honest....I'd kill for a Twix
I always seem to be on the loo
But always for a pee, very rarely, a poo
I'm starting to get just a little depressed
I ate some protein last week, I have already confessed
In my defence, it was protein, a slice or two of ham
Mind you it was good stuff, parma, none of your spam
Please god, when I stand on the scales tomorrow
Let there be joy and laughter , no more sorrow
Please please let me have shed a little more fat
I really don’t ask for anything more than that........
 
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#6
Ah thanks guys.....cos of your response I just read it out to Paul and he laughed and said that it was really good! I'm well chuffed:D not any thinner though......
 

Little-Miss-Perfect

Doing it exante style :)
#7
Hiya Sandra.

Aww i know how you feel, i had a bad loss this week too :(
BUT, we've gotta keep plodding along :) Better off than on eh? xxxx
 
#8
FOUND YOU!!!

That is not pathetic at all, i think it's brilliant, and really personal for you... We should make a book full of lipotrim poems, odes and short stories x x

Are you having a weigh in tomorrow, and not on Wednesday before you go away or are you going to have 2?

In case i miss you again tonight.. All the best for tomorrow hunni.. Enjoy (????) it, and i really hope it does the trick for you ... Please come back and let me know how it goes (not in TOO much detail though, eh??!!) lol........ Good luck hun x x x
 
#10
Love these poems going about the forum these days, well done xx
 
#11
FOUND YOU!!!

That is not pathetic at all, i think it's brilliant, and really personal for you... We should make a book full of lipotrim poems, odes and short stories x x

Are you having a weigh in tomorrow, and not on Wednesday before you go away or are you going to have 2?

In case i miss you again tonight.. All the best for tomorrow hunni.. Enjoy (????) it, and i really hope it does the trick for you ... Please come back and let me know how it goes (not in TOO much detail though, eh??!!) lol........ Good luck hun x x x
I'll pm you with all the gory details! Still going to weigh on Wednesday but will have to wait until the following Thursday. I was going to do Exante in France but now I'm not so sure, think I'll wait and see how this week goes......
 
#13
That poem is hilarious Sandra, very creative..and true to the point!! x
 
#14
Well....the poem must have worked because I was a whole 2lbs lighter this morning when I did my daily weigh in! Hoping that tomorrow will be even better following the colonic! I will post this under a separate thread with a warning so if anyone is offended they don't have to read it. Don't worry it won't be graphic:kissass:
 
#15
Nice poem Sandra. And I haven't been this interested in another person's toilet habits since I toilet trained my youngest, 13 years ago!!

Good luck with the "clear out".
 
#16
Nice poem Sandra. And I haven't been this interested in another person's toilet habits since I toilet trained my youngest, 13 years ago!!

Good luck with the "clear out".
Thanks SSusee......I know quite weird isn't it?!
 


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