Ode to the diet

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  1. SandraB

    SandraB Gold Member

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    I understand that yesterday was National Poets Day so I thought that maybe I'd have a go too.....I know that my efforts are pathetic compared to the others but, hey, it's from the heart!

    Well, here I am, still dieting at week 6
    To be perfectly honest....I'd kill for a Twix
    I always seem to be on the loo
    But always for a pee, very rarely, a poo
    I'm starting to get just a little depressed
    I ate some protein last week, I have already confessed
    In my defence, it was protein, a slice or two of ham
    Mind you it was good stuff, parma, none of your spam
    Please god, when I stand on the scales tomorrow
    Let there be joy and laughter , no more sorrow
    Please please let me have shed a little more fat
    I really don’t ask for anything more than that........
     
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  3. shamu

    shamu Dont Worry Be Happy

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    how did i know this poem would have loo and poo in it:)
     
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    Lmao sandra i love it :D best one ive read so far its not pathetic!! lol
     
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    Aww well done Sandra great poem! xxx
     
  6. Little-Miss-Perfect

    Little-Miss-Perfect Doing it exante style :)

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    :):):):):) xx
     
  7. SandraB

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    Ah thanks guys.....cos of your response I just read it out to Paul and he laughed and said that it was really good! I'm well chuffed:D not any thinner though......
     
  8. Little-Miss-Perfect

    Little-Miss-Perfect Doing it exante style :)

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    Hiya Sandra.

    Aww i know how you feel, i had a bad loss this week too :(
    BUT, we've gotta keep plodding along :) Better off than on eh? xxxx
     
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    FOUND YOU!!!

    That is not pathetic at all, i think it's brilliant, and really personal for you... We should make a book full of lipotrim poems, odes and short stories x x

    Are you having a weigh in tomorrow, and not on Wednesday before you go away or are you going to have 2?

    In case i miss you again tonight.. All the best for tomorrow hunni.. Enjoy (????) it, and i really hope it does the trick for you ... Please come back and let me know how it goes (not in TOO much detail though, eh??!!) lol........ Good luck hun x x x
     
  10. Nigel g

    Nigel g Daft Bloke

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    well done

    I loved it well done.
     
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    missy3 starving!

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    Love these poems going about the forum these days, well done xx
     
  12. SandraB

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    I'll pm you with all the gory details! Still going to weigh on Wednesday but will have to wait until the following Thursday. I was going to do Exante in France but now I'm not so sure, think I'll wait and see how this week goes......
     
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    A poet Laureate in-waiting! I love it, Sandra!
     
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    That poem is hilarious Sandra, very creative..and true to the point!! x
     
  15. SandraB

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    Well....the poem must have worked because I was a whole 2lbs lighter this morning when I did my daily weigh in! Hoping that tomorrow will be even better following the colonic! I will post this under a separate thread with a warning so if anyone is offended they don't have to read it. Don't worry it won't be graphic:kissass:
     
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    Nice poem Sandra. And I haven't been this interested in another person's toilet habits since I toilet trained my youngest, 13 years ago!!

    Good luck with the "clear out".
     
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    Thanks SSusee......I know quite weird isn't it?!
     
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