Old Mothers

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  1. suepat10

    suepat10 I am one of the 63336

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    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

    'May I see the new baby?' I asked


    'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'


    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'


    'No, not yet,' She said.


    After another few minutes had elapsed,


    I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'


    'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

    Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

    'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me..

    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

    'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT IT, O.K.?!!'
     
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    Hilarious!! had me andf my colleague laughing away!!!
     
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    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

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    *EB* Gold Member

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    hahahah - brilliant x
     
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    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    Thank you for the laugh Sue. X
     
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