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Old Mothers

suepat10

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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked


'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'


Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'


'No, not yet,' She said.


After another few minutes had elapsed,


I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'


'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me..

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT IT, O.K.?!!'
 
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