Only a pound...

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  1. rainbow

    rainbow Gold Member

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    Hello, do you know me? If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pounof fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why? It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound." ( as if that were such a terrible thing!) For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!! After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!
     
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  3. Sarah-Jayne

    Sarah-Jayne Gold Member

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    Love that :)
     
  4. corrina

    corrina Full Member

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    brilliant xx
     
  5. loobylou

    loobylou Reached Target. woohoo

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    Rainbow you look amazing, well done. Funny i was thinking of you the other day as i was using that xmas pressie you sent me (soap & glory). Thanks. xxx
     
  6. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    Very good, thank you. X
     
  7. Miss Q

    Miss Q Full Member

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    That is genius 'postonified' (see what I did there?!)

    Thanks! :D
     
  8. hypa2008

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    1 pound a week is 4 stone a year:)
     
  9. charlottegrace1

    charlottegrace1 Gold Member

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    Love it, thanks.
     
  10. judimac

    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

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    How true!
     
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    I must try and remember that!x
     
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