So bored...tell me a joke!!!

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  1. scirishman

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    Right, day 6, just in from work, starving and bored....so how about we get some jokes going...one liners and the like...

    In the style of Tommy Cooper...

    Went to the ice cream van the other day and asked for a cone. The ice cream man asked, "hundreds and thousands" - I said "nah, just the one will do mate"

    :D
     
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    har har har
     
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    why did the jelly bean go to school.....because he wanted to be a smartie x
     
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    Lol aww guys sorry im crap at jokes! xx
     
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    very good!!

    Why are men like cars? ......................





    Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.:D
     
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    Lol love that Becky!! x
     
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    alsation in a bar eating crisps licking its willy,i said wish i could do that,barman says give it a crisp and it might let you
     
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    Oh...sexist...two can play at that game!

    How many men does it take to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?

    None. Let the ***** do the dishes in the dark!
     
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    Hey scirishman, i was going to say we dont do jokes we just do sex...but looks like we can do both lol x
     
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    Two peanuts walk into a bar..........
    One was a salted lol
     
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    Wots the difference between erotic and kinky?
    Erotic, using a feather
    Kinky--using the whole chicken
     
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    Lol Becky do you sniff these threads out? x
     
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    LOL - Im off to bed, goodnight lads and lassies, happy shaking tomorrow, another wkend nearly gone
     
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    Well Tracy if truth be told I was feeling a bit left out...thought I'd leave you girlies to the 'SATC' stuff lol

    What do a woman's bum hole and the top of a battery have in common?

    Sorry in advance.....

    You know it's wrong but sooner or later you're gonna touch it with your tongue..
    .:eek:
     
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    yeah cd section is very quiet so im poppin up all over the place :D

    haha pml
     
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    Lol nooooo! thats SATC lol xx
     
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