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So bored...tell me a joke!!!

#1
Right, day 6, just in from work, starving and bored....so how about we get some jokes going...one liners and the like...

In the style of Tommy Cooper...

Went to the ice cream van the other day and asked for a cone. The ice cream man asked, "hundreds and thousands" - I said "nah, just the one will do mate"

:D
 
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Bindi

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S: 15st7.5lb C: 12st7.5lb G: 10st10lb BMI: 29.2 Loss: 3st0lb(19.31%)
#2
har har har
 

lillie

weighs a lot less
#3
why did the jelly bean go to school.....because he wanted to be a smartie x
 

nictastic

Says it as it is!!!
C: 8st11lb G: 8st11lb
#4
lmao lil .....your kids taught you that didnt they
 

TracyJ

Gold Member
#5
Lol aww guys sorry im crap at jokes! xx
 
#6
Right, day 6, just in from work, starving and bored....so how about we get some jokes going...one liners and the like...

In the style of Tommy Cooper...

Went to the ice cream van the other day and asked for a cone. The ice cream man asked, "hundreds and thousands" - I said "nah, just the one will do mate"

:D
very good!!

Why are men like cars? ......................





Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.:D
 

TracyJ

Gold Member
#7
Lol love that Becky!! x
 

Bindi

Silver Member
S: 15st7.5lb C: 12st7.5lb G: 10st10lb BMI: 29.2 Loss: 3st0lb(19.31%)
#8
What does a camera and a condom have in common?

They both capture that magic moment
 

lillie

weighs a lot less
#9
alsation in a bar eating crisps licking its willy,i said wish i could do that,barman says give it a crisp and it might let you
 

Bindi

Silver Member
S: 15st7.5lb C: 12st7.5lb G: 10st10lb BMI: 29.2 Loss: 3st0lb(19.31%)
#10
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?

Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
 
#11
Oh...sexist...two can play at that game!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?

None. Let the ***** do the dishes in the dark!
 

TracyJ

Gold Member
#12
Hey scirishman, i was going to say we dont do jokes we just do sex...but looks like we can do both lol x
 

Bindi

Silver Member
S: 15st7.5lb C: 12st7.5lb G: 10st10lb BMI: 29.2 Loss: 3st0lb(19.31%)
#13
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
 

TracyJ

Gold Member
#16
Lol Becky do you sniff these threads out? x
 

Bindi

Silver Member
S: 15st7.5lb C: 12st7.5lb G: 10st10lb BMI: 29.2 Loss: 3st0lb(19.31%)
#17
LOL - Im off to bed, goodnight lads and lassies, happy shaking tomorrow, another wkend nearly gone
 
#18
Well Tracy if truth be told I was feeling a bit left out...thought I'd leave you girlies to the 'SATC' stuff lol

What do a woman's bum hole and the top of a battery have in common?

Sorry in advance.....

You know it's wrong but sooner or later you're gonna touch it with your tongue..
.:eek:
 
#19
Lol Becky do you sniff these threads out? x
yeah cd section is very quiet so im poppin up all over the place :D

Well Tracy if truth be told I was feeling a bit left out...thought I'd leave you girlies to the 'SATC' stuff lol

What do a woman's bum hole and the top of a battery have in common?

Sorry in advance.....

You know it's wrong but sooner or later you're gonna touch it with your tongue..
.:eek:
haha pml
 

TracyJ

Gold Member
#20
Lol nooooo! thats SATC lol xx
 


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