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something to take our minds off SW!

Nanny Jax

getting back on track
#1
Lets get the old grey matter working a bit, you never know it might speed up the old metabolism HA HA! and it is so quiet on here this weekend!

1. what predominant colour is a peacocks egg?

2.Which state returns a "Nil Births" every year?

3. A man is pushing his car across london, he arrives outside a hotel in Park Lane, and whilst there discovers he is bankrupt, how did this happen?

4. Man has 7 neck vertebrae, how many has a giraffe?
Come on all you clever cloggs..... :)
 
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ast

Full Member
S: 20st11lb C: 20st11lb G: 13st0lb BMI: 44.2 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#2
I know number 3: he is playing monopoly... as for the rest :confused:
I would say blue for 1 but it is too obvious so it must be something else. :confused:
I am going to have to look it up!
 

loobylou

Reached Target. woohoo
S: 14st0lb C: 9st4lb G: 9st7lb BMI: 22.3 Loss: 4st10lb(33.67%)
#4
Hi Nanny is No 2 the Vatican? xxx Loobylou
 

Nanny Jax

getting back on track
#6
Answers.........
1.Peacocks don't lay eggs, it is left to the Peahen!
2.Vatican State in Rome.
3.He's playing Monopoly.
4.7 the giraffe has the same as most mammals, only greatly elongated.
 

Nanny Jax

getting back on track
#7
Why's of Men......
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)



4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)



6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)



7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)


( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)




8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of East Anglia."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple are lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."

These are from a post by Blonde Logic, and I thought they just had to be shared with you SW girls. lol
 
#8
Ha very good! Men are the thicker sex
 

rainbow

Gold Member
S: 20st4.5lb C: 17st13lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 41.8 Loss: 2st5.5lb(11.78%)
#10
Heres a few more.....

A girl was having a dream where she was being chased by a
lion. She ran around frantically until she found a tree that
she could climb. She climbed as high as she could, out of
reach of the lion, when she saw a snake above her. She couldn't
go up and she couldn't go down. How did she escape?
 

rainbow

Gold Member
S: 20st4.5lb C: 17st13lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 41.8 Loss: 2st5.5lb(11.78%)
#11
I am the only set of twins in a family of thirteen quadruplets, what am I?
 

rainbow

Gold Member
S: 20st4.5lb C: 17st13lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 41.8 Loss: 2st5.5lb(11.78%)
#12
What is the only word in the English language in which the same
vowel occurs 3 times in a row separated by the same consonant?
 

rainbow

Gold Member
S: 20st4.5lb C: 17st13lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 41.8 Loss: 2st5.5lb(11.78%)
#13
A Train enters a tunnel at 7 o'clock, another train enters the exact
same tunnel, also at 7 o'clock on the same day. The tunnel only has
one track, and no other means for the trains to pass, around, over,
or under. However both trains made it to the other end of the tunnel
untouched. How could this be?
 

rainbow

Gold Member
S: 20st4.5lb C: 17st13lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 41.8 Loss: 2st5.5lb(11.78%)
#15
correct - she woke up x
 

loobylou

Reached Target. woohoo
S: 14st0lb C: 9st4lb G: 9st7lb BMI: 22.3 Loss: 4st10lb(33.67%)
#16
The train one, is it that the first train enters the tunnel at 7am and the second train enters at 7pm? Good questions. xxx Loobylou
 

Nanny Jax

getting back on track
#17
will you check my other answers Rainbow please, and just let me know if I am a genius or not,:) I have put them in the she woke up post.
 

loobylou

Reached Target. woohoo
S: 14st0lb C: 9st4lb G: 9st7lb BMI: 22.3 Loss: 4st10lb(33.67%)
#18
Have a go at this one.

What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
xxx Loobylou
 

Taz

Spam Hunter
S: 17st12lb C: 12st4lb G: 10st10lb BMI: 27.3 Loss: 5st8lb(31.2%)
#19
1, She woke up.
2, Odd one out???
3, Banana
4, am & pm
 


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