• Upgrades have been completed! Including conversations, 😁😎🏀⚾⚽ Emojis and more.. Read more

Sorry but this is about 'Farting'

I am a really dousche bag today. I think i've spent most the day blooming farting.. I'm guessing it's down to the fact i've eaten about 6 pieces of fruit....

Any ideas about what to do? Apart from spray air freshener and put a peg on the kids noses?
Get Rid of this ad and join in on the conversation for free today! Tap here!
this gave me a good chuckle:):):)
Sorry i'm a non smoker so no matches and still stinking lol
HAHA, this made me laff !! I fart all the time too, my fella thinks im a weird woman and that no other women fart, im always like ohhh aaayyyeeeee :rolleyes: ..... xxxx
Hahaaaa, i doooo but he always moans .. i fart way more than him, and i find it hilarious wen i fart he just thinks im immature haha ..... xxxxx


Full Member
I have just finished crying with laughter and am now able to write this and say a big thank you sooo much for this thread, not laughed this much in ages, loved it. xx
I don't know about lighting them(!) but lighting a match does get rid of the smell. Apparently. I wouldn't know, mine smell of roses :p
lol :)

Similar threads