Sorry but this is about 'Farting'

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  1. phatmomma

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    I am a really dousche bag today. I think i've spent most the day blooming farting.. I'm guessing it's down to the fact i've eaten about 6 pieces of fruit....

    Any ideas about what to do? Apart from spray air freshener and put a peg on the kids noses?
     
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    this gave me a good chuckle:):):)
     
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    Apparently if you light them they dont smell-please dont ask how I know this !!
     
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    now im intrigued:D
     
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    Sorry i'm a non smoker so no matches and still stinking lol
     
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    HAHA, this made me laff !! I fart all the time too, my fella thinks im a weird woman and that no other women fart, im always like ohhh aaayyyeeeee :rolleyes: ..... xxxx
     
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    My OH says I fart like a builder. I tell him if I can't let one go in my own home, then where can I? I work in an office so have to hold them in all day.

    Better out than in as they say :D
     
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    whoops - duplicate post!
     
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    Hahaaaa, i doooo but he always moans .. i fart way more than him, and i find it hilarious wen i fart he just thinks im immature haha ..... xxxxx
     
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    I have just finished crying with laughter and am now able to write this and say a big thank you sooo much for this thread, not laughed this much in ages, loved it. xx
     
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    I don't know about lighting them(!) but lighting a match does get rid of the smell. Apparently. I wouldn't know, mine smell of roses :p
     
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    yeah My bottom is a perfume factory too LOL
     
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    lol :)
     
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