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Sorry but this is about 'Farting'

phatmomma

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S: 21st5lb C: 16st2lb G: 12st0lb Loss: 5st3lb(24.41%)
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I am a really dousche bag today. I think i've spent most the day blooming farting.. I'm guessing it's down to the fact i've eaten about 6 pieces of fruit....

Any ideas about what to do? Apart from spray air freshener and put a peg on the kids noses?
 
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yummymummy75

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S: 12st7lb C: 10st8lb G: 9st11lb BMI: 27.1 Loss: 1st13lb(15.43%)
#2
this gave me a good chuckle:):):)
 

yummymummy75

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S: 12st7lb C: 10st8lb G: 9st11lb BMI: 27.1 Loss: 1st13lb(15.43%)
#4

phatmomma

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S: 21st5lb C: 16st2lb G: 12st0lb Loss: 5st3lb(24.41%)
#5
Sorry i'm a non smoker so no matches and still stinking lol
 
S: 10st3lb C: 8st12lb G: 8st8lb BMI: 23.4 Loss: 1st5lb(13.29%)
#6
HAHA, this made me laff !! I fart all the time too, my fella thinks im a weird woman and that no other women fart, im always like ohhh aaayyyeeeee :rolleyes: ..... xxxx
 

pudnpie

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S: 12st12lb C: 12st10lb BMI: 34.8 Loss: 0st2lb(1.11%)
#7
HAHA, this made me laff !! I fart all the time too, my fella thinks im a weird woman and that no other women fart, im always like ohhh aaayyyeeeee :rolleyes: ..... xxxx
My OH says I fart like a builder. I tell him if I can't let one go in my own home, then where can I? I work in an office so have to hold them in all day.

Better out than in as they say :D
 
S: 10st3lb C: 8st12lb G: 8st8lb BMI: 23.4 Loss: 1st5lb(13.29%)
#9
Hahaaaa, i doooo but he always moans .. i fart way more than him, and i find it hilarious wen i fart he just thinks im immature haha ..... xxxxx
 

DoubleT

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C: 11st0lb G: 10st0lb
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I have just finished crying with laughter and am now able to write this and say a big thank you sooo much for this thread, not laughed this much in ages, loved it. xx
 
S: 12st7.5lb C: 10st11lb G: 8st7lb BMI: 30.5 Loss: 1st10.5lb(13.96%)
#11
I don't know about lighting them(!) but lighting a match does get rid of the smell. Apparently. I wouldn't know, mine smell of roses :p
 
S: 12st7.5lb C: 10st11lb G: 8st7lb BMI: 30.5 Loss: 1st10.5lb(13.96%)
#13
lol :)
 


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