Story of a frog... (will make you smile!)

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  1. Princess_Stevie

    Princess_Stevie Gold Member

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    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
    He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack....
    So he says to her...."Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

    The frog says his name is Anthony Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
    okay, he knows the bank manager.

    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.


    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Anthony Jagger out there , son of Mick Jagger - he claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000....

    and he wants to use this as collateral."
    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
    (you're gonna love this)




    (its a real treat)




    (a masterpiece)




    (wait for it)


    The bank manager looks back at her and says...
    "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack.


    Give the frog a loan.

    His old man's a Rolling Stone."


    (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

    Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!


    Have a lovely day xx
     
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    So bad!!!!

    Still made me smile though!

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    He He - I m ashamed to say I did indeed start singing it!!
     
  5. Princess_Stevie

    Princess_Stevie Gold Member

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    Glad I could make you smile :D
    Me too Kingleds, no matter how many times I read it I always end up singing along! :rotflmao:
    xx
     
  6. cherry-pie

    cherry-pie Trying again in 2012

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    I knew the end as soon as I read the title but I read it again and laughed again anyway (and sung it in my head!!) - love it, thank you xxx
     
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    I sung it! In fact I still am!

    GROAN!
     
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    That's gonna be in my head all day! Lol.
     
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    im borrowing this lol
     
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