Hey, I'm a 29 year old male (I assume our kind are welcome here) vegetarian who has put on weight due to a change to a sedentary career over the past few years. I'm not massive/repulsive or anything but want to fit my clothes properly once again and prevent dying a slow and painful death at an unreasonable age.
Oh yeah, and I hate Harry Potter. Sorry.
Oh yeah, and I hate Harry Potter. Sorry.