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The average bowel movement........

KD

Gone fishing
#5
Thank you Sonya:cool:

BTW, the testicle of a whale weighs 1102.3113lbs.:cool:
 
#7
PMSL. How come I can gain 5lbs when I am 'bunged up' then? Am I above or below average would you say? ;) :D x
 

jane

Opinionated
#16
PMSL. How come I can gain 5lbs when I am 'bunged up' then? Am I above or below average would you say? ;) :D x
Coz when you're bunged up there's more than the one days woth up there..innit!

Thank you Sonya:cool:

BTW, the testicle of a whale weighs 1102.3113lbs.:cool:
..well when you next see that poor whale perhaps you could suggest that he visits his GP for a 'male checkup' as he's almost certainly got some ghastly tumour.

you sure you didn't get you decimal place off a bit.
That's a 78 stone testicle. we can assume that the pair is a match. tesicular-total=157 stone. this is as close to a ton as makes no odds. I simply refuse to believe!!
 

KD

Gone fishing
#18
That's a 78 stone testicle. we can assume that the pair is a match. tesicular-total=157 stone. this is as close to a ton as makes no odds. I simply refuse to believe!!
LOL. Believe it. I know, ya know.

We are talking about the right whale here, which weighs in at about 1000 tonnes (no TOTM to concern ourselves with obviously)

They have the largest testicles of all mammals. Each one is about 78 stone.
 

jane

Opinionated
#19
well you've convinced me now.

just hope he never wants to play cricket...the gentleman's abdominal protector required would be the size of the pavillion.

so how long is the other bit..you know, the firing arm?
 

KD

Gone fishing
#20
If I remember rightly, I think it's about 7-8 foot. Most people say (well, those that discuss these things) that the blue whale has the biggest one, bit it's the right whale that can boast the largest.:cool:
 


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