Desperate to lose weight
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in honour of the dorthy perkins dress that was just delivered... last little skit I'm posting for now - thank god you say?
The BEAUTIFUL FROCK
Buy me Lady," said the frock,
"and I will make you into a
BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and
COMPLETE Human Being."
"Do not be SILLY," said the Man,
"for a frock alone cannot do that."
"TRUE," said the Lady. "I will
have the Shoes and the Bag
as well."
The BEAUTIFUL FROCK
Buy me Lady," said the frock,
"and I will make you into a
BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and
COMPLETE Human Being."
"Do not be SILLY," said the Man,
"for a frock alone cannot do that."
"TRUE," said the Lady. "I will
have the Shoes and the Bag
as well."