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The Frog Prince!!

Hedgemag

Cambridge Diet Counsellor
#1
Once upon a time


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in a land far away,


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a beautiful, independent,


self-assured princess


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happened upon a frog as she sat


contemplating ecological issues


on the shores of an unpolluted pond


in a verdant meadow near her castle.


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The frog hopped into the princess' lap


and said: " Elegant Lady,


I was once a handsome prince,


until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


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One kiss from you, however,


and I will turn back


into the dapper, young prince that I am


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and then, my sweet, we can marry


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and set up housekeeping in your castle


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with my mother,


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where you can prepare my meals,


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clean my clothes, bear my children,


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and forever feel


grateful and happy doing so. "


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That night,


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as the princess dined sumptuously


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on lightly sauteed frog legs


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seasoned in a white wine


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and onion cream sauce,


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she chuckled and thought to herself:


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I don't f**king think so.
 
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