This really made me laugh !!!

[fillymum]

MEN ARE SO EASILY DISTRACTED !!

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart...... Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were playing at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay?, what's your name?" "It's Jack, and I'm OK thanks," I replied. "Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while after your accident, and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you"I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on" Elizabeth insisted, "It won't be for long". She was very pretty and persuasive so in the end I said "Well okay", but still added, " my wife wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "You only had a few lessons and she won't know about it anyway. By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart!" I said ...... sorry about the big gaps it is where the photo's were.

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[Princess_Stevie]

LOL!! Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning Sue :giggle: