Thought you might get a laugh out of this

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  1. Caress

    Caress Silver Member

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    Well it made me laugh anyway LOL

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips
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    The Real Woman's Way
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    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
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    Delia's Way
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    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
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    The Real Woman's Way
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    Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
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    Delia's Way
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    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
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    The Real Woman's Way
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    Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
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    Delia's Way
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    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
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    The Real Woman's Way
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    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'
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    Delia's Way
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    Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
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    The Real Woman's Way
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    It could keep forever.
    [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Who eats it? [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]


    Delia's Way
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    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
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    The Real Woman's Way
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    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?
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    Delia's Way
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    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
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    The Real Woman's Way
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    Why do I have a man?

    Finally the most important tip
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    I LIKE THIS ONE BEST.
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    Delia's Way
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    Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
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    The Real Woman's Way
    [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Left[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] over wine????[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Helllloooo[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
     
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  3. Kim&Leah

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    LMAO!!!! love the lime in vodka one :D
     
  4. Caress

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    LOL My favourite one was about the cakes in Tesco's, cos that's exactly what I would say in real life
     
  5. misscheeky

    misscheeky Gold Member

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    very funny andrea!! I like the last one best!
     
  6. natayou

    natayou a bit different everyday

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    funny lol
    do people actually have left over wine lmfao:p
     
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    LMAO.....Excellent Andrea, thanks for sharing x
     
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    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

    Was it modelled on me?!?!??!?! :eek::D
     
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    Caress Silver Member

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    is saying nuffin
     
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    verrry funny. And so true!
     
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    :eek: ;) :D
     
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    Love it! Will have to use some of them me thinks. Well funny.x
     
  13. karenO

    karenO Step away from the chips!

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    lmao :D
     
  14. cee-cee

    cee-cee Dizzy blonde

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    Delia. There's something about her that's kinda sweet, but seriously, is she from another planet?:confused::D:D:D
     
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    LOL very funny. One question though, whats celery ???:p
     
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    Classic!
     
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