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What a tune.....!!!!

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ?9...Wear sunscreen...


If I could offer you only one tip for the future sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years youll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you cant grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...Youre not as fat as you imagine.

Dont worry about the future
or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts, dont put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Dont waste your time on jealousy; sometimes youre ahead, sometimes youre behind...the race is long, and in the end its only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Dont feel guilty if you dont know what to do with your life...the most interesting people I know didnt know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still dont.

Get plenty of calcium

Be kind to your knees, youll miss them when theyre gone.

Maybe youll marry maybe you wont, maybe youll have children, maybe you wont, maybe youll divorce at 40, maybe youll the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary...what ever you do, dont congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either - your choices are half chance, so are everybody elses.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...dont be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, its the greatest instrument youll ever own.

Dance even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you dont follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

49 second break in speech -- Quindon singing

Get to know your parents, youll never know when theyll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York
City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, price will rise, politicianswill philander, you too will get old, and when you do youll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicianswere noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Dont expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Dont mess too much with your hair or by the time its 40, it will look 85.

Be careful who advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...
 
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howdy-doody

Eloquent hooligan
#6
But trust me on the sunscreen...
Top advise in that song :)

I prefer Sunscreem to suncream mind...

"If rhythm's a drug I'm hooked on you so show me every move, we got perfect motion...."

Feel it comin in @ 2.28 onwards \o/

Sunscreem - Perfect Motion
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msblonde

a new way of living!
#7
i loved it too, but i still read beauty magazines and yup, they DO make me feel ugly! lol.

anyone heard the spoof they did on radio 1 recently, it was a dateline recording that was sooooooooo cheesy they dubbed it over this music and it was hillarious. will see it if made it to you tube later if i get chance.

H :)
 

rainbow brite

~Starsprinkled~
#8
Have to admit I wasn't a fan when I first heard this. Grew on me a little after a while but never owned it and wouldn't miss it if I never heard it again...
 


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