what's your favorite bad joke

Why was the Mexican called Paragraph?

Because he wasn't quite an 'essay'!
 
How about a "blonde" joke?

A chemist and his blonde girlfriend were out to dinner. The waiter asks them what they would like to drink. The chemist says "As I'm a chemist I will have some H20"

The blonde says "I'll have some H2O too!" So the waiter brings her H202.
 
A blind man was in the supermarket with his guide dog. He starts swinging his dog aroun, knocking all the cans off the shelf. The manager comes up all angry and asks 'what are you doing?' And the guy says 'just looking around'
 
This one gets lots of strange looks - followed by laughs... LOL

Why couldnt Freddy ride a bike?

Because he was a fish!! haha
 
Another is in a serious conversation look at the person and say how do you make a sausage roll? *cue them discussing pastry etc* let them talk for a while - then interrupt aand say

Push It.
 
A horse walks into a bar - the barman says "why the long face?"
 
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
 
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
 
Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide.
 
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