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Why, Why, Why

loobylou

Reached Target. woohoo
#1
Got this email today and thought it was so true. Enjoy. xxx Loobylou
Why, Why, Why, :crazy:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say,

'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you
always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****
 
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#2
Very funny, particularly liked the one about the Lisp! Thanks for sharing x
 

Nanny Jax

getting back on track
#3
Why, Why, Why, :crazy:
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Everybody knows it is not us women that do that, just our partners, lol.

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

A right Sasty nod, he he!


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

My grandson has red blue green etc, baths courtesy of food colouring he loves them, sometimes they are yellow but thats not the food colouring, lol.

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Cos we are right greedy, when we are not doing SW of course.



Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

I do that all the time!! lol.


When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say,

'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Believe me when I say I do, it flipping hurts on the old ankles, that do! christmas is the worst....

****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****
Very good post again Looby:)
 

loobylou

Reached Target. woohoo
#4
Thanks Nanny. xxx Loobylou
 
#6
All very funny but I like the one about knocking things over.
Last night we went to a different tescos which had nothing we needed and was badly layed out. Screaming kids everywhere. By the time I got to the till I was ready to have a breakdown. Lifted a loaf of bread out of the trolly and it burst, bread eveywhere. Got that sorted and was nearly finished emtpying the trolly and lifted a big BIG bottle of vinegar out, it slipped and smashed all over the floor, up round me and my handbag (my chloe paddington) that I had on the floor. I just put my head in my hands and wanted to die. To make matters worse when the cleaners came they said to the girl on the till " we can understand the vinegar but why is there a slice of bread floating in it". Must have missed a slice lol. So i drove home stinking of vinegar. :cry:
 

Taz

Spam Hunter
#8
And WHY WHY WHY does Mr Taz offer me chocolate mini rolls when he KNOWS I will say yes even though I'm not allowed to have them???!!!
 

loobylou

Reached Target. woohoo
#9
And Why Why Why do we always look our worst when we bump into and old school classmate (who we never really liked anyway) who looks amasing (cow) and seems to know it too. xxx Loobylou
 
#10
My personal favorite is also the one bout knocking something else over when trying to catch something xxx
 

Taz

Spam Hunter
#11
My favourite:

Why does someone sunbathe topless all day then when someone knocks on their hotel room door do they shout 'hang on' while they put something on, not wanting to answer the door in their underwear?
 

loobylou

Reached Target. woohoo
#12
Thats so true Taz, and yes mine does come from experience. Hopefully when i get to target i will bump into her then. Oh what a good insentive. Thanks for the rep Taz. xxx Loobylou
 


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