You Young Ones Beware - It Could Happen To You

Discussion in 'Nutrition, Health & Beauty' started by one day at a time, 15 July 2008 Social URL.

  1. one day at a time

    one day at a time Full Member

    :cry:You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well!

    My Thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someones else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacement had texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.:wave_cry:

    My ass was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new ass was attached at least 3 inches lower than my original! I realized I,d have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts. :sigh:

    Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms swing to and fro with the motion of the hair brush. This was really scary- my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?:confused:

    When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck,I decided to tell my story.Women of the world,wake up.!
    Those "Cosmetic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts- stolen from you and me.!
    The next time someone you know has something "lifted " nipped and tucked,have a GOOD look was it lifted from you.
    P.s Last year i thought someone has stolen my breast. I was lying in bed and they were gone...I jumped out of bed I was relived to see that they had just been hiding in my arm pits as i slept. Now i keep them hidden in my waist band.:rolleyes:
    Have a nice day:)
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  3. fitter at 51

    fitter at 51 Full Member

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    This has made me laugh so true.
    Thanks for posting very accurate for us oldies not got the turkey neck or droppy boobs. Got the doppy tummy though.Will copy this for work colleagues Ta
  4. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
  5. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    How can you laugh at the horrific story of my life?!! :eek:

    :giggle: :giggle:
  6. 19y/omummytummy

    19y/omummytummy Full Member

    The cut-out-all-the-crap-and-eat-sensibly-for-once diet ;)
    Haha, Very good.
  7. debz32

    debz32 Gold Member

    lmao....very very funny :D

    has cheered me up !!!


    D x
  8. Taz

    Taz Spam Hunter

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    Ah we have so much to look forward to when we get older don't we?!
  9. abz

    abz Gold Member

    :D :D :D

    i just bought my first tub of wrinkle cream. i admitted this in hushed tones to my best friend only to discover she had bought herself some a couple of weeks before :D

    abz xx
  10. Barb

    Barb Gold Member

    Healthy eating/Food diary
    Excellent - I knew there was something going on!
  11. Time Lady

    Time Lady Full Member

    :rotflmao: Hahaha, thats very funny. I shall have to watch out for those thieves when I get older. :D

    Made me smile, thanks for posting.
  12. kazzymc

    kazzymc Gold Member

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    certainly makes me feel better to know that the thinner person i was is walking around somewhere else in the world lol,, time for the hunt to begin to find her,, wonder what a private detective charges lol
  13. one day at a time

    one day at a time Full Member

    My little grandaughter and myself enjoy that song and advert "nothing Sweet about Me" Where the young girls boobs are suddenly bigger and fuller may adopt the upside down walking on hands position.....HA ha.........
  14. Anisah

    Anisah A pound at a time

    Cambridge Diet
    LOL This made me smile.
  15. gertiegumdrop

    gertiegumdrop Full Member

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  16. yappy

    yappy Full Member

    That is one of the most fantastic things I have ever read! Brilliant!
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