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    Why Are You on Jezza

    ok so partaking in my guilty pleasure of jezza and the title is

    "did my son cut up my sex toy" ????????

    so thought of a new game

    Why we off on Jezza? What's our headline.

    Obviously joky ones haha

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    This isn't one I've made up but it was a genuine title on Jezza at one point... "What happened on the horse with the Egyptian"

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    My brother is really my lover....... Though I've a feeling Jezza will possibly air that title some day!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxamillion View Post
    My brother is really my lover....... Though I've a feeling Jezza will possibly air that title some day!!!
    Watched a jezza episode before called "is my lover really my brother?"
    Turned out he was! It was quite a sad one actually, they had no idea that they were related until after they were dating! Family members had raised concerns that they could be brothers and they immediately stopped dating , then they found out on the show that they were brothers, and had to stop being in a relationship xx





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