Poppylops
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My Whippet X
(please note this is all in good humour!)
She's a pain in the ass half the time! Demanding attention! " Stroke me stroke me" wag wag wag. Honestly I could be there for an hour stroking her and it's never enough! Her tail beats against tables knocking over glasses and cups when she's excited, just cause you leaned over the table to get the remote!! "oh oh" she wags "what's Mummy doing" wag wag CRASH! Honestly I have had to stock up on glasses which I hid in the shed to replace her weekly breakages! She could never work in a pub this dog!!
She's stupid too! Gets excited and doesnt look where's she is going especially if I have the ball launcher in my hand! Walking backwards in front of me saying "come
One mummy throw it throw it" then trips up on a branch or rock! But still gets back up into her faithful pose in front of me, again saying "throw the ball mummy" wag wag wag until she falls again!
1000's of throws of the ball are not enough! I swear if I didn't stop she would do it till she keiled over!!!
She sniffs holes and gets stuck...
She does a cheeky fart and looks around the room in shock with the expression of "who was that!?!"
She takes food off a plate on the table, when i am in another room and brings to to me! puts it on the floor, looks at me and says.. " can i have it, its on the floor! see!" Like i didnt know! once i went to the toilet just after i cooked 4 crumpets topped with lashes of butter and brie (pre diet! ;-) leaving them on the table (silly me!) i came back she had scoffed the lot without even moving the plate! there wasnt even a crumb!
She follows me everywhere and anywhere! i bet if i walked off a cliff she would follow!!
Silly doggie!
But I do adore her!! She is loyal and loving. Well behaved and funny! She makes me Smile and always loves me!
and wouldn't change her for the world!
What about you guys?
(please note this is all in good humour!)
She's a pain in the ass half the time! Demanding attention! " Stroke me stroke me" wag wag wag. Honestly I could be there for an hour stroking her and it's never enough! Her tail beats against tables knocking over glasses and cups when she's excited, just cause you leaned over the table to get the remote!! "oh oh" she wags "what's Mummy doing" wag wag CRASH! Honestly I have had to stock up on glasses which I hid in the shed to replace her weekly breakages! She could never work in a pub this dog!!
She's stupid too! Gets excited and doesnt look where's she is going especially if I have the ball launcher in my hand! Walking backwards in front of me saying "come
One mummy throw it throw it" then trips up on a branch or rock! But still gets back up into her faithful pose in front of me, again saying "throw the ball mummy" wag wag wag until she falls again!
1000's of throws of the ball are not enough! I swear if I didn't stop she would do it till she keiled over!!!
She sniffs holes and gets stuck...
She does a cheeky fart and looks around the room in shock with the expression of "who was that!?!"
She takes food off a plate on the table, when i am in another room and brings to to me! puts it on the floor, looks at me and says.. " can i have it, its on the floor! see!" Like i didnt know! once i went to the toilet just after i cooked 4 crumpets topped with lashes of butter and brie (pre diet! ;-) leaving them on the table (silly me!) i came back she had scoffed the lot without even moving the plate! there wasnt even a crumb!
She follows me everywhere and anywhere! i bet if i walked off a cliff she would follow!!
Silly doggie!
But I do adore her!! She is loyal and loving. Well behaved and funny! She makes me Smile and always loves me!
and wouldn't change her for the world!
What about you guys?
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