Fuzzys Angel
The Lovely James Hetfield
once upon a time there was no ice cubes left at the bar, so for a whole week and a day everyone drank warm diet coke with vodka and lime. Then a polar bear gave Madonna and Britney permission to move in with Santa Claus for eternity. This christmas Britney lost her marbles down the elves stocking. Madonna then wriggled into a pair of leather chaps partnered with wellingtons and leg-warmers. Meanwhile Santa Claus was skinny dipping with Mr Grinch who danced the tango all night shaking violently. All of the fairyfolk laughed and jeered until Santa's