Realy bizarre question and poss TMI

[dietingqueen]

Well Done on asking!!!!

This is the funniest thread ever!!!!

Maybe we could start a new catergory for Most Funniest Thread!!!!

Nas x

 

[BIG BIRDY]

PMSL!!!!
Congratulations for asking this question!As for some reason it went through my head recently!!!

CANT FOR ONE MINUTE THINK WHY ?????????? Answers on a postcard please

How recently..................

 

[jelly-belly]

pmsl in work reading this thread! seriously


Brilliant ... instant rep points coming your way :vibes:


Its so funny... ive never .. er... tried this.. delicacy myself but the boyf is always telling me how good it is for you!

 

[BIG BIRDY]

you can't have any. Too many carbs and citric acid.

 

[Time4ME]

Its the fantastic excuse.....

Sorry luv I'm SS'ing so I cant swallow ..... I've wept at my desk xxxx

 

[Danell]

According to my husband!! the citric acid is part of the sperm not the spunk, it is used to penetrate the eggs barrier for fertilization so when you get a mouthful it makes no difference and according to my husband you definitely wont come out of ketosis.....bugger thought i had an excuse then...that man has an answer for everything lol

 

[PinksW]

I have to say my colleague (male) and I have been absolutely weeing ourselves with laughter at this (not difficult when you drink as much water as we do). Thank you sooooooo much for brightening the day!
Pinks
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[BIG BIRDY]

now all we need is a thread of excuses.....

Not tonight dear I have a headache....

Can't swallow, too much citric acid (forget to mention the sperm bit.)

 

[Time4ME]

now all we need is a thread of excuses.....

Not tonight dear I have a headache....

Can't swallow, too much citric acid (forget to mention the sperm bit.)

Nevermind the dog breath & lightheadedness

 

[Danell]

Well i aint getting away with nothing lol

 

[hutchi]

i am in stitches here!!!! thank you all for giving me such a good laugh!

 

[Sweetcheeks24]

lmfao - aww this has made me laugh so much. I'm gonna try telling OH tonight my new excuse, I shall update on how it goes

 

[shinyhappyperson]

LOL at the gettiing it in your eye comment .... perhaps one should wear goggles for Health & Safety reasons.

That might put a dampener on proceedings if your OH is not into welder's goggles . Pretend you are Bob the Builder to add a little spice.

 

[Mary Poppins]

i just advise not to get it in ur eye. Whatever its good for its not the eyeball. I should know after a trip to the hospital and a LOT of embarrassing explaining to do!
x

PMSL!!!!!

 

[tattyteddy]

heres the link to this question on the cambridge website Cambridge Dieters

 

[Vicx]

ROFL!! This made me roll with Laughter!!! God lord I hadn't even thought about it for a moment....just goes to show what you put in your mouth without realising!!!

 

[annie_d]

Well, "it" works as a face lift thingy if you put it round your eyes under foundation. Calories? I don't know, sorry.

 

[annie_d]

...and it has bu*****d my hair up on many as occasion.

 

[georgie]

And it stings if you get it in the eye hahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!

 

[Heffa]

And to think.................you all complain about gagging on soups and porridge!

x