ok lets tell a story, not a weight watchers story!

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

dont say that!!!!!!!!!donald really likes your voice,i think iv made a mistake and lost donald for good!! hes speeding to your house now in his green metro.........

 

[kimmie]

open the front door norbit now, and tell him you didnt mean it, dont ruin this for me norbit, and then on the otger end of the phone, sheila heard norbits front door bell...

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

loud and clear. norbits rage was so bad his face was red like a united shirt,donald,how dare you come over here to my home,you have such a cheek.....

 

[kimmie]

klunk... the phone went dead!!! oh my god thought sheila, i have to make sure my donald is alrite, shelia lept in her car and sped all the way to norbits house, little did she know...

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

when she arrived there was silence.dead silence.the curtains were closed all around the house...could this be a murder scene,or something more sinister..........

 

[kimmie]

..really hoping that it wasnt murder (or something more sinister) shelia decided to creep around the back of the house, she climbed over the back gate showing her....

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

red bloomers,her skirt was blowing in the wind as the blustery gail whistled through the trees.then she heard a great big....

 

[kimmie]

gunshot.. she leapt from the top of the fence and ran to the back kitchen window.. the curtains were open and there on the floor lay...

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

y-fronts....a whole loads of y-fronts,all sizes shapes and colours,pink polka dot ones,green comando ones,even ones with dogs and cats on....the floor was a sea of duds.shiela couldnt quite believe her eyes,gasping a large sigh she then saw.....

 

[kimmie]

...**** on a pair of white y-fronts, ewwwww she thought norbit is disgusting, oh how i do hope my donald is ok, she decided to try the back door handle and it was open...

 

[kimmie]

...**** on a pair of white y-fronts, ewwwww she thought norbit is disgusting, oh how i do hope my donald is ok, she decided to try the back door handle and it was open...

that was meant to be Shitt by the way! they blanked it out!! ruining are story!!

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

..norbit stood in all his glory with spandex y-fronts on and donald was peeping round the kitchen door with a strange look upon is red chops......

 

[kimmie]

...stunned she was unable to speak at first and then donald came full into view and he was also wearing only y-fronts, whats going on? shelia asked...

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

donald replied....im gay and proud.i am in love with my norbie and its been going on for a year shiela,so sheila....go bak to your day job and go get back in your wheels and leave us alone!!.......

 

[kimmie]

...envy, thats what shelia was feeling! how wonderful it would be to have someone declare there love for her like that, feeling low and emotionally drained sheila decided to go to...

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

oz,back to her roots,fed up of this horrible country she cried all the way back to her house...my oh my she realized she had lost her passport.....

 

[kimmie]

tut tut,she pondered on what she could do... liverpool she thought il to liverpool and get an emergncy passport made, so she started on her way to liverpool, all the while think of her and the loves she lost...

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

the next sound she heard was a big CRUNCH she had been too busy daydreaming she had gone rite into the back of the car infront....she sat in disbelief as the door opened.... and out got............

 

[kimmie]

tom cruise... she could not believe her eyes!! he was stunning, "OH MY GOD" she almost screamed! "im so sorry tom i..i..." but tom just smiled and removed his sunglasses and said...

 

[x kelly jelly belly! x]

dont sweat it sweetheart,your name is?... sheila only just managed to stammer sssssheila.she couldnt quite believe her eyes,tom cruise was actually real!! ''can i take you for a drink to calm your nerves ov the crash?'' sheila wasnt bothered about the crash,her nerves were from meeting tom.she replied........