what's your favorite bad joke

[latinainglesa]

What's brown and sticky?A stick

 

[Emmaline]

A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window

 

[latinainglesa]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

 

[Emmaline]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment

 

[Emmaline]

• Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
• It was in tents.

 

[Smudge321]

What did the number 0 say to the number 8 ?

Nice belt

 

[babymama]

What's red & white?

Pink!

 

[Emmaline]

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption

 

[Emmaline]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.

 

[Emmaline]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

 

[Emmaline]

• What does a wicked chicken lay?
• Deviled eggs.

 

[Ollieclews]

hehe love it! ^^

Dr dr I cant stop stealing thing...

Dr says "Please take a seat"

hehe

 

[Emmaline]

What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
Runway inflation.

 

[Emmaline]

• Where do Floridians wash their clothes?
• In Fort Launderdale.

 

[Emmaline]

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.

 

[Emmaline]

• Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
• It was in tents.

 

[danniellea]

What's brown and sticky? A stick... I think because it is just ' time to hide face in palm' lol

 

[HelenL]

A peanut walks into a bar...

He was assaulted ( a salted)

 

[Emmaline]

Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?Because she's probably thick and tired of it!

 

[Miss_Motivated]

What do frogs drink? Croak a cola