what's your favorite bad joke

[Emmaline]

What would bears be without bees?Ears!

 

[Emmaline]

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

 

[AlexiaRose]

Why does Brock love his Vulpix?

Because he loves foxy ladies. >w>

 

[Emmaline]

Man at the doctors: "I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass Of Home."
Doc: "That's what we call TJOCD."
Man: "What's that?"
Doc: "Tom Jones Obsessive Compulsive Disorder."
Man: "Is it common?"
Doc: "No, but it's not unusual..."

 

[scooter]

What time should you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty!!

 

[m-life]

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalepeno business. Ba dum tish.

 

[Emmaline]

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

 

[scooter]

What do you get if you crawl under a cow?

A pat on the head

 

[pork pie]

I went to the doctor, and told him, "I think I might be addicted to twitter",
he said, "sorry I don't follow you"​

 

[pork pie]

I've been working on a Scandinavian joke, but it isn't quite finish...​

 

[scooter]

A lorry crashed shedding its load of hair pieces!! Police are combing the area!!

 

[ReikiLady]

What's brown and sticky?
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A stick

 

[scooter]

Who sang tiger feet?

Mud

That's right that's right that's right that's right

 

[ReikiLady]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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A carrot

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[m-life]

What do you call a blind moose?
No idea! (No-eye-deer)

What do you a blind moose with no legs?
Still no idea!

What do you call a blind moose with no legs on fire?
Still no flaming idea!

 

[ReikiLady]

Name a sport ... Four letters starting with a T
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Golf .... Think about it ....

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[m-life]

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

 

[ReikiLady]

Some crisps were driving down the road when they saw some other crisps at the roadside. They stopped to offer them a lift .... 'No thanks' they said 'we're walkers'

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[MAndrews]

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was a salted.

One atom says to another, "I've lost an electron!"
The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"
The first atom replies, "Absolutely! I am POSITIVE!"

 

[scooter]

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards

Wait over there and I'll deal with you in a minute!!