A FRIDAY AFTERNOON CHUCKLE....

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  1. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    The family of Tomatoes

    A family of three tomatoes were walking down the street one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.

    The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says,


    "KETCHUP".......
     
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    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

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    OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh!

    I love this!


    This is the actual radio conversation (released by the chief of naval operations) of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
    CANADIANS:"Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision"
    AMERICANS: "Recommend YOU divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision"
    CANADIANS:"Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision"
    AMERICANS: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course"
    CANADIANS:"No, I say again, you divert your course"
    AMERICANS: "This is the Aircraft Carrier USS LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship"
    CANADIANS:"This is a LIGHTHOUSE. Your call"
     
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    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    LOL.....Brilliant Judi...
     
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    good one Judi, enjoyed it.
     
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