Alternative Meanings

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  1. Dibspl

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    Made me smile and i thought 2 and 3 might hit a note :D Feel free to add to the list

    Coffee - the person upon whom one coughs.
    Flabbergasted - appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    Abdicate - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    Esplanade - to attempt an explanation while drunk
    Willy-Nilly - impotent
    Negligent--describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
    Lymph - to walk with a lisp.
    Gargoyle - olive-flavoured mouthwash.
    Flatulence - emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    Balderdash - a rapidly receding hairline
     
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    PMSL......my brain isnt up to scratch to add any yet....!

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    i totally relate to the Esplanade one ...
     
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    Poppycock........omg how do I say this.....sweet smelling cockerel...lol.
     
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    Some people just lower the tone........
     
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    Circumvent - The opening in a man's boxer shorts
     
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    :D talking of which, did you adjust your compression pants?
     
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    ROFL......



    What did you say about mine Mike.....:eek:
     
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    Testicle: a humorous question on an exam.:D
     
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    See how the tone has just immediately dropped its so funny. Sally did nice sensible ones and we come along and let rip.
     
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    Circumnavigate.........the way to chop off a f***skin .....sorry I couldnt resist. But I COULDNT PUT THE WHOLE WORD IN.......I just couldnt bring myself to do it.
     
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    Wot do you mean Son, mine was perfectly sensible!!:p:p
     
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    epididymis; boy telling teacher that his friend urinated!
     
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    pmsl......literally
     
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