FOR SALE!

[fatpossum]

I am proposing that we start selling off our unwanted body parts ..... so far I am offering the following at excellent rates ...

1. Baggy Belly with variety of stretch marks

2. Baby Bingo wings (suitable for the smaller frame)

3. Saddle bags (inner thigh) suitable perhaps for someone wishing to balance out a set of outer bags.

3. Under chin crepe (guarenteed to be Touche Elcat resistant)

4. Two Madonna-type hands (highly desirable).

Other items likely to become available over the coming weeks.

All realistic offers to Fatpossum - swaps considered.

 

[JodieJoJo]

 

[Hedgemag]

PMSL...try putting them on ebay, they will buy anything on there..lol

 

[Heaven can wait]

I could trade you my saggy thigh bags for your baby bingo's ?
any takers ? ............................................... no? thought not!

 

[fatpossum]

Heaven what you're suggesting is a bit like taking all your old, unwanted stuff to a car boot, selling it but then coming back with someone elses old tat!

So thank you but not thank you. I can however let you have the Baby Bingos at a good price!

X

 

[Allan G]

Err no thanks, i like firm parts Ooh i cant iamages out of my head

 

[Lynn8124]

Oooh firm parts...wouldn't mind that myself. :innocent0002:

Hilarious topic

 

[fatpossum]

I'm keeping the 'firm parts' so no sale!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Firm parts? Wish I had more of them on my body lol!

I'd like to get rid of everything but my ear lobes