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Google thinks I'm a virus

KD

Gone fishing
#1
That's been two days now that I've been unable to get onto my own webpage in the normal way. Google tells me
We're sorry...

... but your query looks similar to automated requests from a computer virus or spyware application. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.
We'll restore your access as quickly as possible, so try again soon. In the meantime, if you suspect that your computer or network has been infected, you might want to run a virus checker or spyware remover to make sure that your systems are free of viruses and other spurious software.
We apologize for the inconvenience, and hope we'll see you again on Google.
I do not have spyware or a virus and if Mr Google doesn't get his act together shortly, I promise I will....:mad:.I will ...:mad: I will ....

turn off the internet:mad:
 
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KD

Gone fishing
#3
A human being?? I human being??

Where the *ell am I going to find a human at this time of day:confused: (or any time come to that)

Where do they live?
 

DQ

Queen of the Damned
#5
Oh dear!! No suggestions, just try not to throw anything at the screen mate!" :eek:
 

KD

Gone fishing
#6
Isobel1965 said:
LMTO!

Erm, are you a little stressed, perchance? teehee!
Stressed.....:mad:Stressed?.....:mad:

I spend half the day trying to work on building up my confidence, and now my son has suddenly decided I'm his servant and Google thinks I'm a virus!!

Can you imagine what this is doing to my self-esteem??:mad:

Okay.....deep breaths.

Plan
1. Stangle son and put remains in bin (binman due today)
2. Send very nice email to Google and enclose some arsenic.

:D
 
#7
OK, repeat after me-

I am not a virus, I am a nifty software programme that can multi-task better than Windows XP

There - do you feel better now?

Oh and strangling one's son and putting him in the wheelie bin might be considered a tad norty in some boroughs. You'll need a special collection.

love
 

DQ

Queen of the Damned
#8
Do you have to pay for special collections where you are? Cos you always have to consider if he's worth the extra pennies.....
 

KD

Gone fishing
#9
LOL :D

Okay...repeating...
I am not a virus, I am a nifty software programme that can multi-task better than Windows XP
I am not a virus, I am a nifty software programme that can multi-task better than Windows XP
I am not a virus, I am a nifty software programme that can multi-task better than Windows XP

There - do you feel better now?
No!! Next idea!
 

KD

Gone fishing
#10
Do you have to pay for special collections where you are? Cos you always have to consider if he's worth the extra pennies.....
Cripes. Hadn't thought of that. Ummm...are you sure you wouldn't like him.

He is god after all - ask him yourself ;)

Plan B
Put son on freecycle board/forum.

That'll do it ;)
 

DQ

Queen of the Damned
#11
Karion Dieting said:
Plan B
Put son on freecycle board/forum.

That'll do it ;)
Heck no - I tried that with my cutie babies and STILL had no takers!! :eek:
 
#12
How about getting son to sort out google issue? Kids are usually better at pc thingys than us old fogeys, aren't they? And it might keep him quiet????
Yeah - ok - I'll shut up now....
 

KD

Gone fishing
#13
Isobel1965 said:
How about getting son to sort out google issue? Kids are usually better at pc thingys than us old fogeys, aren't they? And it might keep him quiet????
Yeah - ok - I'll shut up now....
Kiddo has a HND in IT, but no way is he better than me at it :D

Anyway...he's dealt with now ;) I had to tell him "mummy said no!" That always works :)

Doing lots of searches for the google problem. Seems like lots of people don't know the answer, which is so reassuring. Something to do with NTLs proxy server I reckon.
 

DQ

Queen of the Damned
#15
Reassuring to know it's not just you though....
 

KD

Gone fishing
#17
Nope! It's working!

How about that for a successful day. Still have son and now have a connection to my page :)

Just a box of chocs and a bottle of brandy and my day will be complete :D
 

DQ

Queen of the Damned
#20
Ah well done Karion, and with no bloodshed!! :cool:
 


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