Google thinks I'm a virus

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  1. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    That's been two days now that I've been unable to get onto my own webpage in the normal way. Google tells me
    We're sorry...

    ... but your query looks similar to automated requests from a computer virus or spyware application. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.
    We'll restore your access as quickly as possible, so try again soon. In the meantime, if you suspect that your computer or network has been infected, you might want to run a virus checker or spyware remover to make sure that your systems are free of viruses and other spurious software.
    We apologize for the inconvenience, and hope we'll see you again on Google.
    I do not have spyware or a virus and if Mr Google doesn't get his act together shortly, I promise I will....:mad:.I will ...:mad: I will ....

    turn off the internet:mad:
     
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  3. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    oh how totally infuriating!

    Can you talk to a human being about getting it sorted?
     
  4. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
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    A human being?? I human being??

    Where the *ell am I going to find a human at this time of day:confused: (or any time come to that)

    Where do they live?
     
  5. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    LMTO!

    Erm, are you a little stressed, perchance? teehee!

    Send em a really strong email then! lol
     
  6. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Oh dear!! No suggestions, just try not to throw anything at the screen mate!" :eek:
     
  7. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Stressed.....:mad:Stressed?.....:mad:

    I spend half the day trying to work on building up my confidence, and now my son has suddenly decided I'm his servant and Google thinks I'm a virus!!

    Can you imagine what this is doing to my self-esteem??:mad:

    Okay.....deep breaths.

    Plan
    1. Stangle son and put remains in bin (binman due today)
    2. Send very nice email to Google and enclose some arsenic.

    :D
     
  8. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    OK, repeat after me-

    I am not a virus, I am a nifty software programme that can multi-task better than Windows XP

    There - do you feel better now?

    Oh and strangling one's son and putting him in the wheelie bin might be considered a tad norty in some boroughs. You'll need a special collection.

    love
     
  9. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Do you have to pay for special collections where you are? Cos you always have to consider if he's worth the extra pennies.....
     
  10. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    LOL :D

    Okay...repeating...
    I am not a virus, I am a nifty software programme that can multi-task better than Windows XP
    I am not a virus, I am a nifty software programme that can multi-task better than Windows XP
    I am not a virus, I am a nifty software programme that can multi-task better than Windows XP

    No!! Next idea!
     
  11. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Cripes. Hadn't thought of that. Ummm...are you sure you wouldn't like him.

    He is god after all - ask him yourself ;)

    Plan B
    Put son on freecycle board/forum.

    That'll do it ;)
     
  12. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Heck no - I tried that with my cutie babies and STILL had no takers!! :eek:
     
  13. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    How about getting son to sort out google issue? Kids are usually better at pc thingys than us old fogeys, aren't they? And it might keep him quiet????
    Yeah - ok - I'll shut up now....
     
  14. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Kiddo has a HND in IT, but no way is he better than me at it :D

    Anyway...he's dealt with now ;) I had to tell him "mummy said no!" That always works :)

    Doing lots of searches for the google problem. Seems like lots of people don't know the answer, which is so reassuring. Something to do with NTLs proxy server I reckon.
     
  15. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    lol - I have NO idea what you're talking about but I hope you get it sorted soon!
     
  16. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Reassuring to know it's not just you though....
     
  17. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    erm have you thrown your pc oot the winda?
     
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  19. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Nope! It's working!

    How about that for a successful day. Still have son and now have a connection to my page :)

    Just a box of chocs and a bottle of brandy and my day will be complete :D
     
  20. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    oh I would need a visit from Mr Clooney to make my life perfect lmto!
     
  21. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    Glad it's all sorted now, hun!
     
  22. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Ah well done Karion, and with no bloodshed!! :cool:
     
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