Issy's new life - anon (lol)

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  1. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    Issy's new life !

    Twas long ago in days of yore,
    that Issy yearned for something more
    A change was needed, something drastic
    since she snapped her knicker elastic !

    So lighterlife, a place to start
    No more crisps or raspberry tart
    3 shakes a day ooooh how yummy
    All she needed to shrink that tummy

    From lighterlife to cambridge she went
    A little less money there was spent
    Same 3 shakes but better taste
    She could hardly believe that shrinking waist

    Discovery health with her trusty thread
    Thats where the seeds of lurve were spread
    Then a gallant sir upon his steed
    Chatted her up at lightning speed
    Sir Eric of toon filled Issy with glee
    Then impressed, her princesses three.

    Holed up in there castle so happy at last
    Issy can finally let go of the past
    So what can i say life peaks and falls
    So be like our Issy and grab life by the ba**s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  3. Brad0053

    Brad0053 Silver Member

    Well I'll say it's fantastic mate, even if I don't even get a little mention. That Eric hogs all the limelight ;) .
  4. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    hahahah Kandy's a right little star, hey?

    Oh yeah - Eric! Had almost forgotten about him (NOT - back home tomorrow - whoohoooo)
  5. Diva

    Diva Cambridge Diet Counsellor

    Issy...some girls just have everything...talent, looks and a good man! Don't worry Iz, your time will come!!! :p
  6. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    Bless ya, Diva - I truly hope you're right, sweetie. Been a long time coming.....
  7. Diva

    Diva Cambridge Diet Counsellor

    You daft mare....I was taking the p***!!! :D

    You've already got it all all you need to do now is appreciate it so that it doesn't slip away!!! :) {{hugz}} xxx
  8. Brightness

    Brightness Happily on CD

    Issy that's wonderful. I wish I was talented enough to make up a witty ditty!
  9. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    hahahahhahaha got me on that one, hun!!!! Am under par tonight - can't get out of first gear - plus I got preteens rampaging round me house on a sleepover - aargh!

    Thanks, doll! :)
  10. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

    It's brill, innit - Kandy wot wrote it, is a very clever bunny!
  11. Mini

    Mini Administrator Staff Member

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    Our Kandy wrote this poem as well...Brill:D [​IMG]
  12. Isis

    Isis Ancient Egypt Nut!

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    BRILLIANT!!!!:D .....Nuff Said!!!;)
  13. jfc

    jfc Full Member

    (By a 71 year old friend of mine who recently appeared on Richard and Judy)
    It’s Wednesday morning and we’re here in force
    Indomitable Geriatric Circuit Course
    Hugh tries to lick us into shape
    No problem chum, a piece of cake…
    The highlight of the week for some
    Who strive to tone up thighs and bum
    Reach up, now down, now on your back
    And no, you wont have a heart attack
    Come ON, he barks, did I say Stop?
    I’ll say that when you’re fit to drop
    Our trainer that we love to hate
    Yes Hugh, that’s you – just watch it mate!
    Ages and size don’t matter here
    We’re really keen to persevere
    We like to think were pretty nifty
    Since all of us are over fifty
    Hugh, for you, we aim to please
    Despite old bones and aching knees
    We bend and stretch with all our might
    Can you feel it guys? Too bloody right!
    Get on with it, give it some welly
    If you want to lose that baggy belly
    We love our class we all delare
    Miss it? What? We wouldn’t dare
    Stop for a drink if you feel your flagging
    Shoulders back, we don’t do sagging
    We haven’t time to stand and stare
    No slacking now, we don’t go there
    Do it wrong and hell make you suffer?
    Press-ups you, you silly old duffer
    Use it or lose it, it’s all very well
    We’ve got no choice with the Trainer from hell
    We strut our stuff, there’s nothing to it
    And we can do it when we We and Hugh it!
    Brave or barking? We’re not quire sure
    But every week were back for more
    One things for sure – we love you Hugh
    But just one thing we’ll say to you
    God willing and if we all survive
    We’ll check YOU out when YOU’RE fifty five!
  14. halo1984

    halo1984 Member

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    Love them both
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