Issy's new life - anon (lol)

Isobel1965

Isobel1965

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Issy's new life !

Twas long ago in days of yore,
that Issy yearned for something more
A change was needed, something drastic
since she snapped her knicker elastic !

So lighterlife, a place to start
No more crisps or raspberry tart
3 shakes a day ooooh how yummy
All she needed to shrink that tummy

From lighterlife to cambridge she went
A little less money there was spent
Same 3 shakes but better taste
She could hardly believe that shrinking waist

Discovery health with her trusty thread
Thats where the seeds of lurve were spread
Then a gallant sir upon his steed
Chatted her up at lightning speed
Sir Eric of toon filled Issy with glee
Then impressed, her princesses three.

Holed up in there castle so happy at last
Issy can finally let go of the past
So what can i say life peaks and falls
So be like our Issy and grab life by the ba**s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Well I'll say it's fantastic mate, even if I don't even get a little mention. That Eric hogs all the limelight ;) .
 
hahahah Kandy's a right little star, hey?

Oh yeah - Eric! Had almost forgotten about him (NOT - back home tomorrow - whoohoooo)
love
 
Issy...some girls just have everything...talent, looks and a good man! Don't worry Iz, your time will come!!! :p
 
You daft mare....I was taking the p***!!! :D

You've already got it all darling....so all you need to do now is appreciate it so that it doesn't slip away!!! :) {{hugz}} xxx
 
Issy that's wonderful. I wish I was talented enough to make up a witty ditty!
 
Diva said:
You daft mare....I was taking the p***!!! :D

You've already got it all darling....so all you need to do now is appreciate it so that it doesn't slip away!!! :) {{hugz}} xxx
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hahahahhahaha got me on that one, hun!!!! Am under par tonight - can't get out of first gear - plus I got preteens rampaging round me house on a sleepover - aargh!

Thanks, doll! :)
 
Isobel1965 said:
It's brill, innit - Kandy wot wrote it, is a very clever bunny!
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WoW!

Our Kandy wrote this poem as well...Brill:D
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Isobel1965 said:
Issy's new life !

Twas long ago in days of yore,
that Issy yearned for something more
A change was needed, something drastic
since she snapped her knicker elastic !

So lighterlife, a place to start
No more crisps or raspberry tart
3 shakes a day ooooh how yummy
All she needed to shrink that tummy

From lighterlife to cambridge she went
A little less money there was spent
Same 3 shakes but better taste
She could hardly believe that shrinking waist

Discovery health with her trusty thread
Thats where the seeds of lurve were spread
Then a gallant sir upon his steed
Chatted her up at lightning speed
Sir Eric of toon filled Issy with glee
Then impressed, her princesses three.

Holed up in there castle so happy at last
Issy can finally let go of the past
So what can i say life peaks and falls
So be like our Issy and grab life by the ba**s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BRILLIANT!!!!:D .....Nuff Said!!!;)
 
NEVER TO LATE​
(By a 71 year old friend of mine who recently appeared on Richard and Judy)​
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It’s Wednesday morning and we’re here in force​
Indomitable Geriatric Circuit Course​
Hugh tries to lick us into shape​
No problem chum, a piece of cake…​
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The highlight of the week for some​
Who strive to tone up thighs and bum​
Reach up, now down, now on your back​
And no, you wont have a heart attack​
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Come ON, he barks, did I say Stop?​
I’ll say that when you’re fit to drop​
Our trainer that we love to hate​
Yes Hugh, that’s you – just watch it mate!​
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Ages and size don’t matter here​
We’re really keen to persevere​
We like to think were pretty nifty​
Since all of us are over fifty​
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Hugh, for you, we aim to please​
Despite old bones and aching knees​
We bend and stretch with all our might​
Can you feel it guys? Too bloody right!​
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Get on with it, give it some welly​
If you want to lose that baggy belly​
We love our class we all delare​
Miss it? What? We wouldn’t dare​
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Stop for a drink if you feel your flagging​
Shoulders back, we don’t do sagging​
We haven’t time to stand and stare​
No slacking now, we don’t go there​
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Do it wrong and hell make you suffer?​
Press-ups you, you silly old duffer​
Use it or lose it, it’s all very well​
We’ve got no choice with the Trainer from hell​
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We strut our stuff, there’s nothing to it​
And we can do it when we We and Hugh it!​
Brave or barking? We’re not quire sure​
But every week were back for more​
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One things for sure – we love you Hugh​
But just one thing we’ll say to you ​
God willing and if we all survive​
We’ll check YOU out when YOU’RE fifty five!​
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