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Issy's new life - anon (lol)

#1
Issy's new life !

Twas long ago in days of yore,
that Issy yearned for something more
A change was needed, something drastic
since she snapped her knicker elastic !

So lighterlife, a place to start
No more crisps or raspberry tart
3 shakes a day ooooh how yummy
All she needed to shrink that tummy

From lighterlife to cambridge she went
A little less money there was spent
Same 3 shakes but better taste
She could hardly believe that shrinking waist

Discovery health with her trusty thread
Thats where the seeds of lurve were spread
Then a gallant sir upon his steed
Chatted her up at lightning speed
Sir Eric of toon filled Issy with glee
Then impressed, her princesses three.

Holed up in there castle so happy at last
Issy can finally let go of the past
So what can i say life peaks and falls
So be like our Issy and grab life by the ba**s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Brad0053

Silver Member
#2
Well I'll say it's fantastic mate, even if I don't even get a little mention. That Eric hogs all the limelight ;) .
 

Diva

Cambridge Diet Counsellor
#4
Issy...some girls just have everything...talent, looks and a good man! Don't worry Iz, your time will come!!! :p
 

Diva

Cambridge Diet Counsellor
#6
You daft mare....I was taking the p***!!! :D

You've already got it all darling....so all you need to do now is appreciate it so that it doesn't slip away!!! :) {{hugz}} xxx
 
#7
Issy that's wonderful. I wish I was talented enough to make up a witty ditty!
 
#8
Diva said:
You daft mare....I was taking the p***!!! :D

You've already got it all darling....so all you need to do now is appreciate it so that it doesn't slip away!!! :) {{hugz}} xxx
hahahahhahaha got me on that one, hun!!!! Am under par tonight - can't get out of first gear - plus I got preteens rampaging round me house on a sleepover - aargh!

Thanks, doll! :)
 

Mini

Administrator
Staff member
S: 18st2lb C: 15st13lb G: 11st2lb Loss: 2st3lb(12.2%)
#10

Isis

Ancient Egypt Nut!
C: 18st3lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 39.9
#11
Issy's new life !

Twas long ago in days of yore,
that Issy yearned for something more
A change was needed, something drastic
since she snapped her knicker elastic !

So lighterlife, a place to start
No more crisps or raspberry tart
3 shakes a day ooooh how yummy
All she needed to shrink that tummy

From lighterlife to cambridge she went
A little less money there was spent
Same 3 shakes but better taste
She could hardly believe that shrinking waist

Discovery health with her trusty thread
Thats where the seeds of lurve were spread
Then a gallant sir upon his steed
Chatted her up at lightning speed
Sir Eric of toon filled Issy with glee
Then impressed, her princesses three.

Holed up in there castle so happy at last
Issy can finally let go of the past
So what can i say life peaks and falls
So be like our Issy and grab life by the ba**s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRILLIANT!!!!:D .....Nuff Said!!!;)
 

jfc

Full Member
#12
NEVER TO LATE
(By a 71 year old friend of mine who recently appeared on Richard and Judy)
It’s Wednesday morning and we’re here in force
Indomitable Geriatric Circuit Course
Hugh tries to lick us into shape
No problem chum, a piece of cake…
The highlight of the week for some
Who strive to tone up thighs and bum
Reach up, now down, now on your back
And no, you wont have a heart attack
Come ON, he barks, did I say Stop?
I’ll say that when you’re fit to drop
Our trainer that we love to hate
Yes Hugh, that’s you – just watch it mate!
Ages and size don’t matter here
We’re really keen to persevere
We like to think were pretty nifty
Since all of us are over fifty
Hugh, for you, we aim to please
Despite old bones and aching knees
We bend and stretch with all our might
Can you feel it guys? Too bloody right!
Get on with it, give it some welly
If you want to lose that baggy belly
We love our class we all delare
Miss it? What? We wouldn’t dare
Stop for a drink if you feel your flagging
Shoulders back, we don’t do sagging
We haven’t time to stand and stare
No slacking now, we don’t go there
Do it wrong and hell make you suffer?
Press-ups you, you silly old duffer
Use it or lose it, it’s all very well
We’ve got no choice with the Trainer from hell
We strut our stuff, there’s nothing to it
And we can do it when we We and Hugh it!
Brave or barking? We’re not quire sure
But every week were back for more
One things for sure – we love you Hugh
But just one thing we’ll say to you
God willing and if we all survive
We’ll check YOU out when YOU’RE fifty five!
 


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