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My Arse

CANKSTER

Silver Member
#1
My arse is redundant 4 days and nothing, nada, zing. Ever found yourseld hoping for a trump, yearning for a dump, it fecking mental.

Well followed the advice on here and treated myself to some ducolax pearls, cor proper job (in a west country accent)!!!

Woke up about 6 am and scared the neighbours. wow!

I can no longer be described as full of sh*t (although some people would diagree).
 
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nictastic

Says it as it is!!!
#2
LMAO ...You have discovered my love for ducolax lmao ...shame about the early morning wake up calls tho isnt it...mines normally 3am!!!!
Glad you are no longer full of 5hit!!!
 

Shazpaz

Regular Member
#3
I'm going shopping for some of them there Ducolax. I'm off the diet now, but seem to have gone back to old habits....once a week!! That cannot be enough can it!!
 

2hourglass

Silver Member
#4
there seems to be no limit to the time we can all talk cr*p on this forum :D Glad you've sprted you problem -i'm on day 3 and I can feel things slowing down - nice :(
 

nictastic

Says it as it is!!!
#6
SP - Once a week doesnt sound good to me hun DUCOLAX is king!!
2HG - LOL - A least we all admit to talking crap...great aint in in a public domain too :)
 

2hourglass

Silver Member
#7
SP - Once a week doesnt sound good to me hun DUCOLAX is king!!
2HG - LOL - A least we all admit to talking crap...great aint in in a public domain too :)

Nic... loving your choo choo ticker - how cute ;)
 

scousemouse0151

soon to be minnie mouse
#10
i need to get some me thinks, bloody wii fit told me i'd put 1lb on this morning. i think that's talking s##te
 

Sara4

Gold Member
#11
Yep I too really appreciate the senecot / dulcolax products! It also amazes me how excited we can all get about pooooo! I actually phoned a friend to let her know ......I mean I was sooo pleased! She just didn't seem too excited by it!
 

buffydog

Silver Member
#12
Does duclax work better than senokot max.
As i`ve been having probs....:sick0019:LOL
I`ve been taking senokot max and it does hardly anything....I haven`t been propally since last monday:eek:
 

Sara4

Gold Member
#13
Yep! Dulcolax is the big guns!!!!!
 
#14
I dont know if im full or empty anymore as I really have to eave em out when I go, lol
 
#15
Hi, just a quick related question, I read on another thread that you should use Dulcolax pearls not ordinary tablets because they contain sugar! I have just bought ordinary Dulcolax as I didn't realise there were 2 types!!! Can I not use them then? (or have I answered my own question!!!!!!!!)
 


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