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NEVER EAT 4 CD BARS IN A ROW !!!!!

#1
...especially if you are living and working in someone elses house, with a shared bathroom, thin walls, and no privacy :eek: Parp parp, toot toot, squeeeeeeak, BLAT !!!
Oh my god, the gas was terrible :eek:
I had to keep going to my room (babies nursery) with the tightest clenched buttocks ever, closing the door, opening the window, putting a pillow over the baby monitor and trying to do controlled, stealth parping :8855::ashamed0005:
I had just got a load of chewy bars and loved them so much I went a bit overboard.
Won't be doing that again in a hurry :D
I've eaten them all now and won't be ordering any more so I'm not tempted :argh:
 
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#2
OMG that's so funny!
 
#4
:roofles: OMG that is soooooo funny! I'm sitting here giggling like a maniac at work and getting some very funny looks!

I experience the same side effects although not all the time. Absolutely LOVE the choc chewy bar. Good luck, hon. x:D
 

Kes

Gold Member
#5
hehehehe i was giggling so much after reading that, that my hubby wanted to know what i was laughing at... hehehe
very funny....
 
#6
Thought you might appreciate it :p I was laughing myself but had to really concentrate extra hard on keeping buttocks clenched whilst giggling :D
 

Kes

Gold Member
#7
oooooohhhh thats hard... at least you wont be doing that again in a hurry... lol
 
#8
Though when I've had bars I've never experienced wind, I did manage to knock myself out of ketosis last week with three in a row...
 

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hoping for a good loss
#10
hahahahahaha - faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart lol