O/T Jeremy Kyle Show

JestersTear said:
Maybe I like it so much because I AM one of those "housewives and unemployed people" hmmm?
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Hahaha! But I am too! I'm a housewife and both my OH and I are Dole Scum at the moment. Seriously, it's a wonder I'm not ON the show, rather than sitting at home feeling all superior.
 
pmsl!! :rotflmao:
 
I like it, and I even recognised a few of the guests!
I'll be honest, sometimes my life is like a mix between, Eastenders, Jeremy kyle and Shameless but it's not boring haha
I would NEVER shame myself into going on telly to sort out any of my problems!

*please note, I have never cheated on a fella, I know who my childrens fathers are (oh that sound so chavvy, I'm still with the baby's dad lol) I dont have minging teeth, or look like I aint seen the inside of a bath for months, but I am a SAHM :D
 
I usually leave the tv on during the day for the budgie whilst I'm at work......but he's not allowed itv on in case he gets corrupted by the Jezzer show!! lol

Don't want to come home to a budgie with attitude!!! x
 
i'm watching it now :whistle:
 
Scarlet Daisy said:
Hahaha! But I am too! I'm a housewife and both my OH and I are Dole Scum at the moment. Seriously, it's a wonder I'm not ON the show, rather than sitting at home feeling all superior.
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This is going to sound all names dropping now - but...
My other half was on mastermind last year (he didn't get past his own episode..) and although it's a BBC show, it's filmed at the Granada studio in Manchester. Guess what else is filmed there - IN THE NEXT DOOR STUDIO??!!!
The I was, walking past the Jeremy Kyle studio, feeling all superior lol
I mentioned to a runner how much of a fan I was, and he didn't belive me lol so I quoted Jezza "It says the Jeremy Kyle show!" and "Be quiet, I'M talking now!" and he said...ooooh, you are a fan, aren't you...I get can get you into the audience if you like...but we didn't have time as we had to leave straight after Mastermind - I was gutted lmao
 
JestersTear said:
This is going to sound all names dropping now - but...
My other half was on mastermind last year (he didn't get past his own episode..) and although it's a BBC show, it's filmed at the Granada studio in Manchester. Guess what else is filmed there - IN THE NEXT DOOR STUDIO??!!!
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That's awesome! What was his specialist subject? (Your husband I mean...We all know Jeremy's specialist subject is being a kn*b).
 
Scarlet Daisy said:
That's awesome! What was his specialist subject? (Your husband I mean...We all know Jeremy's specialist subject is being a kn*b).
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PMSL Scarlet!
 
come on you lot admit it, your all jelous cus you lot havent been on jeremy kyle lol.
I had one of my customers on there last year, it was kinda funny as 2 week later the woman turned up at my garage for an mot, and being a nosey git i asked her a few questions
me: why would you go on there and how much did you get payed. and i also asked her to be totally honest (i am a little upfront).
Reply: it was the X who phoned the show (I ran off with his friend lodger???) so it was a good time to air my views, we dont get any money from it but was picked up in a taxi from home, they payed for a 5star hotel for the night and we were picked up and taken to the studio, so it was like a short break, all expenses paid lol.

so i assume these people air there misdemeanors as a form of gettin out the door and having a freebie (no form filling for this freebie?) and jeremy gets a big fat paycheck for his part.
 
yep! i'm totally jealous :D ... now, what rubbish can i make up so i can get on there? :hmm:

"bored housewife resorts to watching jezza every morning, while sitting on the sofa tapping away on the laptop.. seemingly addicted to a weight-loss website"

oh no.. wait! that really IS my life!!! LOL :rotflmao:
 
I do know somone who went on the Trisha show, not quite as entertaining as he who must be shovel bashed but still its my claim to chat show fame.
 
haha! i also know someone who went on the trisha show :D

actually, i lie... i USED to know him when i was a teenager - apparently his g/f was cheating on him and he wanted her to have that lie examination thingy.

he's the type who probably applied for jezza, got rejected, and so resorted to trisha!! LOL :rotflmao:
 
Lol same here he was maybe just 20 ill have to ask him i cant remember. His ex took him on to make him admit that her youngest was his. Hed split up with her cos his mum hated her but was still doing the boom boom with her. She got pregnant with his secongd daughter and he said she wasnt his cos his mum would have gone mental. It was stupid as just looking at both the kids they are like little carbon clones of him.
 
ha! his name wasn't colin was it?! :rotflmao:
 
a girl from my daughter's first school, (she's now 28) was on there looking for her long lost dad that wasn't her dad who beat up her mum who was an alcoholic who had 6 kids all different dads and her daughter was going the same way.... phew!!!!!
 
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