The Minis Bad Boy
I couldn't make it up if I tried. Stumbling home from the pub at 2am (via the kebab van) and I see 2 police cars. On closer inspection there is a guy dressed as santa face down in the snow being arrested and I stumble up to the police (cheesey chips in hand) and say "I'm glad somebody finally caught that c**t santa he's such a prick." And I GET THREATENED WITH ARREST!!!!!! What a world we live in.